A light brown, sticky figure walked down an alley, a crowd of fans following. "Sign my waffle!", "How much for a bite of waffle?", "Give my baby a kiss! I'll never give her a bath after that, for the kiss will be too precious!" and many more thngs could be heard throughout the crowd.

The figure slowly turned around, a light brown mask on his face. "No. I'm too epic for that." He said as He looked over at his side kick, Banana Man, "Banana Man, aren't I too epic?" "Yes, Master. You are too epic for your own good, Master." Banana Man replied quickly. The masked figure then turned and continued walking, leaving a sticky trail behind him.

"Wiffle Waffle! Banana Man! Please, help me!" was heard coming from a dumpster near by. "Quickly, Banana Man, e must save the less than epic person!" Wiffle Waffle quickly yelled with a sticky, sweet voice.

Wiffle Waffle and Banana Man raced to the dumpster and threw open the lid, a sticky pool of syrup giving them a less than epic suprise. "I can't go in there," shouted Banana Man, "I'll get sticky!" "Then I, the amazingly epic Wiffle Waffle, shall do it!" Wiffle Waffle said as He pulled off his mask, "Hold this, Banana Man."

Banana Man then took it slowly, shock covering his face at the sight of Wiffle Waffle's face, "Y-you're a.... A GIRL?!?!?" "Yes, Banana Man. I am a girl." She then jumped into the sticky, sweet syrup. She grabbed the drowning boy, and pulled him out. "I, Wiffle Waffle, have saved the day!!!" The amazingly epic Wiffle Waffle and and the not quite so epic Banana Man then walked into the sun set, never to be seen again.

The end.