I've noticed a ton of people want admins on their friends list, so I made a blog to help everyone. Now, I shall explain who and how.

EpicArtifex:
1) Call Him FailArtifex.
You see, He enjoys being considered as a failure. Simply call Him FailArtifex when you see Him, and He will instantly ask to be your buddy.

2) Fight with Him when He gives you a warning.
He loves when someone decides to fight back when warned. Always, and I mean always fight Him in chats. He will love you!

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BanMan:
1) Tease Him and Waffle King.
Waffle King and BanMan love each other so much, they enjoy when someone sings about it. Try singing about them kissing in a tree.

2) Tell Him he's not the most powerful super hero.
He absolutely agrees that He's not the best, and He likes when people remind Him of that. We all know BatMan is a better hero than BanMan.

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KylennR:
1) Complain about his profile lag.
He hasn't noticed his profile lags, so whine to Him about it lagging. He'll thank you and add you instantly.

2) Talk bad about Viktoria Komova.
Kyle hates Viktoria. He can't stand Her. If you call her ugly, untalented, or rude, He will think you are the smartest person ever. Definitely do that.

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Haruspex:

1) tlk liek dis.
he 's wen u us3 txt tlk nd n00b speeling. all wais us3 text tlk rownd him.

2) Complain when He doesn't feature your blogs.
He loves having a debate about the abvious reasons why He didn't feature your blog. But if you complain now, He'll even throw in a friend request. Free!

3) Cyber.
He enjoys watching 8 year olds cyber in chatrooms. It gives Him a warm and fuzzy feeling to know kids are finding their one, true love at such an early age. If you want, you can even cyber with Him.

4) Sit in trees.
He enjoys sitting in trees. He sits in trees every day. If you sit in a tree, He will be your best friend forever.

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Good luck, y'all!