Hello, there! Welcome to the tutorial on how to speak Smashtwilightburger. Here are some basics that you may need to know.

Smashtwilightburger is a noob language, which is defined as:
"A variation of the English language. Noob languages are a temporary internet tongue, most commonly used by recent users. Outgrown by one month, in most cases"

Now that you know what a noob language is, let's learn to speak one!

As we know, grammar is an important aspect of any language. In speaking Smashtwilightburger, grammar is similar to English, but looser. Commas, capitals, periods, and linking verbs are unrequired. Grammar is like english, but sloppier. In speaking Smashtwilightburger, there is no set translation for a phrase. Every speaker of the language will use inconsistent wording structure, and sometimes it will not make sense.

Spelling is also more loosely required. Acronyms, like "lol" "rofl" and "ttyl" are acceptable terms to use. They can be used frequently, and tend to annoy non-speakers. Also, implementing a letter to replace a word is acceptable by definition of the official theorist of Smashtwilightburger. Using phrases like "Do U want fud" or "R U Ok" are perfectly fine. Again, this also angers non-speakers.

Have you gotten all of that? Good, now let's translate the following paragraph.

"hi i am underratedluigi what is ur name i want to know"

See? I know you got it right. I don't even need to type it.

Very Important Sidenote: Not everyone who speaks like this is a speaker of Smashtwilightburger. Often, people are currently learning english, and they are not purposely trying to speak Smashtwilightburger. If you suspect someone is speaking Smashtwilightburger, ask them what languages they speak. Ensure English is their primary tongue.

Alright, congratulations! You are now extremely fluent in Smashtwilightburger! Now, go on out there, and speak some!

i hope ur redy

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Another disclaimer, I'm not trying to offend anyone. I sincerely hope that no one takes offense to this tutorial.