Many people are confused about how the world will truly end. Many believe aliens will take over, or multiple natural disasters will strike. This is simply incorrect.

Before I can tell how the world will truly end, I need to tell you the story about how this force came to be.

It was long, long ago. In a simple era of life. Nobody recalls the exact date, but that is not important.

There were these things. Nobody knew what to call them. There were only two. First it was just one; a male. He was quite lonely and wanted a family. At last he found a female to start a family with. They were very happy, and they even had a child. All of the rest of the creatures called him The Great Thing. His family called him Alpaca Joe since they were alpacas. They started the entire species of alpaca. He is called Alpaca because he doesn't like Joe.

All of the children loved Alpaca. They always played fun games with him. They hugged him like a teddy bear. They even made up a song that he really like.

I am Alpaca and I am from France
I am Alpaca and I love to dance
Watch me spin around and around
Listen to me scream a delighted sound

Alpaca was quite devilish. He would play nasty tricks on people. He'd dump things on their heads, and once he shaved cuss words into the elders hair. The elder demanded that he be locked up for the rest of his life. His family had no choice but to agree.

He was locked up in a jail cell. His evilness caused him to swell and grow humongous. He grew so large that his body broke down the walls. He sort of disappeared after that, and almost everyone forgot.

Those that remember him also remember the prophecy. How the world would actually end. The apocalypse. It was nicknamed The Alpaca Lips.

You see, Alpaca tries to eat everything that is not of his species. If he sees you, and you aren't an alpaca he will eat you. But he isn't very bright, for you can trick him with ease. Just follow my advice.

Go to the nearest Party City or other costume store and purchase an alpaca or llama costume since it's close and wear it. Don't forget to hum!