"HELLO STONEHENGE!
Who takes the Pandorica takes the universe! Ha! Bad news, everyone, 'cause guess who? Ha!
Except you lot, you're all whizzing about, it's very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute, because I AM TALKING!
Now, the question of the hour is, who's got the Pandorica? Answer, I do. Next question, who's coming to take it from me?
C'MON! Look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else, I don't have anything to lose.
So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever shot you, and then! AND THEN! Do the smart thing! Let somebody else try first.
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