CLOP is a unicorn from the medieval times. By the looks of it, he serves a prince, and a very handsome prince by the looks of it. Handsome, and possibly rather perverted?
The Pervert'd Prince hath a quest f'r clop. he asks clop to travel acrosseth high hills and mountains to pick up a fair virgin, and return with her to him.
CLOP obeys his master. hither is whence thou come in. Thou (again, just like in QWOP), take control of CLOP's forks. Doth not be deceived, this is nay easy task. Although, in mine opinion, 'tis a ton easier than QWOP.
So thither thou go. Take control of each of his forks, and try to find a rhythm of trotting that can help the unicorn reach his virgin.
If thou fail along the way, thou get not-so-helpful shouts of encouragement from the Pervert'd Prince. Such as the one above, and the one that I mostly seem to receive: "Wait 'till I tell the townsfolk. " seems like the Pervert'd Prince hath also got a potty mouth.
In conclusion, this is a pretty dumb game, but also something that I can't stop playing. Enjoy!
By @DripDrop
*hit over the head with a bookshelf*
