Once there was a dog named Tommy. Tommy the dog was one day. That day was time, and time went forward. Tommy was walking with his owner, when he decided to bark at the air, he slipped out of his caller. He jumped up, and up, and up, until he found out he was doing a double jump times ten. The owner didn't notice, so he kept on walking the floating leash. Tommy kept on jumping into the air until an airplane rammed into him. That day... Tommy died. The next day, Tommy was all alone in the backyard. He saw a beatle. He chased that beatle, but the beatle got away. The day after that, Tommy was once again, alone. He saw a squirrel. He chased it. The squirrel got away, but Tommy jumped the mushroom fence and got it. He chomped it. He ate it. He digested it. And then a bomb went off; then Tommy died. 2 weeks later, Tommy was a loan. So the owner sold him to get a yawn. Bob the guy that bought Tommy decided to punch Tommy into the eye. Tommy was punch so hard that he actually went through the eye, past the star and into the bowl. Tommy was alone again. Then he starved, and died... 5 days later, Tommy was so bored, that he decided to go to the train tracks. He kicked the rock, then the can, then the bullet, ten the train, then the bullet-train. But then Tommy fell into a hole, where there were fires and people. The people looked at him, then he died. 1 year later, Tommy found out he was actually just a log in the forest. The End...