So in the United States of America, we have delicious food. We have burgers and pizza. Or maybe it would make more sense to put pizza first in that sentence. But we also have hot dogs and nachos. And a whole bunch of other things, too. There's French fries, which are great on the side or on the burger. Or you can put them on your pizza.

And restaurants have mastered the art of putting together meat products, dairy products, and bread products. McDonald's or Burger King have made a way for everyone to enjoy burgers and fries, even for those who have awful cooks in their homes. Their food is cheap and it tastes amazing. Taco Bell has put meat in their food, whatever animal it comes from, and made great tacos and other American food. And they have Mountain Dew.

Speaking of Mountain Dew, soda pop (Location neutral title so you can't tell where I'm from, muahahahaha) is so tasty, I drink some almost every day. Whether you prefer Coke or Pepsi, even though it is clear that Pepsi is better, soda pop is really good. And Mountain Dew is amazing too.

And cheese. Cheese is good on so many things. It doesn't matter what it is. Pasta? Throw some cheese on there. Nachos? Throw some cheese on there. Salad? You got it, throw a whole bunch of cheese on there so it doesn't taste so much like letuuce. And there's so much variety in cheese. But of course, many of the cheeses that you have tasted were first made in other countries. But then there's...




American cheese. And although America has some of the best tasting food in the world, this American cheese is like the one thing that screwed that up. It tastes bad. Why is it so popular? American cheese is like a bad cheddar imposter. Oooooooh, looks like chedd... nope. It's American.

So this blog is actually about American cheese? Yup. And American cheese is not great. Get cheddar instead. Or mozzarella. Or whatever you want. But not American, because American cheese is bad.

That is all.