Your initial question might be "Why is this labeled as technology?" Well, grass is excellent technology, much more useful than a MP3 Player, for example.
Grass is a predominantly green substance, and is abundant in rural areas, but also exists commonly in suburban areas. Wild Pokéthings live in grass, and they're annoying. Your leg can get scratched a lot. Also, you get challenged by wierd things and have to fight them, but take turns attacking or you are disqualified.
I can see your enthusiasm, viewer. But how is grass made?
When a bee flies on wood, it tells the wood to message more wood with a message. Eventually this message hits a tree and reaches the ground. BAM, son, a new blade of grass. Dinner Is Thserved!. BUT WAAAIIT, you might be thinking... How fast does grass happen? In 1 square foot of grass, every time you see the letter "f", 10 more pieces grow. Does that not make your brain turn sideways? Of course it does.
So, that is grass. If you eat grass, you are scientifically 50% more wasteier because grass is used in necroregenic biofluid, everyone (should) know that. That was grass. You might be thinking "Why is this important?". Well, you ignorant fools, come time of college you will face an entrance exam. In this exam, you are required to answer ONE question. And this question is "What color is grass". Your initial reaction would be to get scared, because you never learned what color grass is. But now that you read this informative essay, you are now fully aware of the answer to that. You would strut into the classroom with glittering confidence, and you sit down. You got a perfect score.
By UnderRatedLuigi
