So. I'm writing another blight. For no reason. Blog isn't in my Android dictionary sorry, I was too lazy to backspace and replace it.

Anyways.....

As very few of you know, I go to the Ymca often, I do things there, but when it calls, I volunteer, usually as a lifegaurd. And sometimes as other things, but who cares?

So it has come to my attention that people LOVE being stupid. How stupid you ask? Stupid enough to try and them self underwater.

I think that is stupid. Today while I was operating the slide, this kid goes down head first, and then I have to yell at him and ask him what slide can you ever go down head first? I shouldn't have to do that, especially since there are diagrams in print and in picture saying NO GOING DOWN HEAD FIRST.

Do you guys see where I'm coming from? I hope you do because if not I'll have to give you another example and I'm to lazy to give you another example.

No I'm not.

So also while I was working this kid tries to DIVE in the SHALLOW end. Come on now, all around the shallow end of the pool it showed a red line through someone trying to dive and it says NO DIVING.

Its like when a lifegaurd tells you not to run five times you do it anyways, we're trying to keep you safe, well some of us the rest do it so they don't get fired.

So respect your lifeguards, they have a lot to do because usually they have to watch the pool and then watch the pool deck, which can get pretty hard.

Respect everyone above you as well, and try to respect everyone.

Good day.

And if you're Christian have a Good Friday.