WOOOO, YEAAAAAAAAH, 100 FEATURED BLOGS

I'd like to thank all the people who made this possible! There's me, the blogmins, HullBreach, probably other people who worked on this site, me 99 more times, and also the users who actually took the time to sometimes read a few of the blogs I wrote. Thanks if you enjoyed them and gave any a +1; I appreciate it and I hope life goes well for you.

But if you didn't enjoy my writing or gave me any thumbs-downs then I guess you're less to thank and I don't much care how things go for you. Still, good luck.

Isn't it funny how after 100 blogs I still don't know what to capitalize in a title? I never learned. Sort of like how I took several years of music classes but never learned how to read music. I just faked it once through and played by ear after that, and that's pretty much how I've approached most of what I written up to now.

But yeah, 100 featured blogs. I just counted. I noticed it when I saw the badge on my profile had gained another star. That's pretty crazy, right? I could have sworn I was only up to about 80. It's actually 102 and one more if you count this one, and I don't even like writing myself. There are maybe 2 blogs in every 50 or so I do that I like at all.

Anyway, hip hip hooray. That only took me about 2 and a half years to do. That means if I do another 50 this year, more than the amount I do in an entire year, my average rate will be just under one blog per week. That's almost one page of semi-content over the course of seven days.

I could almost make a decent sized short book, if you don't care about any of the pages' content connecting in any way and forming some semblance of a story.

What do you think I should do now? I think the next upgrade to the writing badge comes at 500 blogs, so if I keep at it I should reach that some time in the next 12 years. Yeah! Who wants to go through all that with me? By the end you can say you've read enough of my blogs to make up 4 installments of a kids' mystery series! And all in the time it'd take for those kids to grow into adulthood! What's the mystery? Maybe it has something to do with why anyone, including myself, would stick around for all that? You won't know unless you read to the end!

To be honest, three years ago I really didn't expect to still be here at all, much less to have spent so much time working on things I'll never get paid for. But here I am, all that time come and gone, now 100 blogs richer, each at a value of minus 15 minutes of life, but somehow with no increased English or writing skills. Isn't that dandy?

I guess I'll keep doing this for a while. I don't see any reason not to. At least I can call myself a writer when hitting on strangers and not be a total liar anymore. Maybe even one of you will eventually make your way to my city and have the pleasure of hearing me brag about how I write How To's on stealing chickens and sewing together inanimate friends. ;D
Wouldn't that be something?

I guess the only question now is where to go from here. What can I talk about from now on? I've already extensively talked about conspiracies and myself. I like myself, but you need more variety than that once in a while.

I guess I'll figure something out. I'd like to hear any suggestions you may have, so feel free to share. I also hope you all get more into writing as well. Hopefully you'll find a way to profit from it all.

Thanks for reading all this, and I'm sorry it wasn't something better and more worthy of being written about, like a list of things I ate or a list of obvious things about me. I just thought it'd be nice to share this bit of news. With luck, maybe my next blog will be the 1 in 50 I actually like. We can always hope.
Thanks for your time.