Let's face it, all of us have been bored once or twice throughout our lives.

Or everyday.

So, what can we do to change it. From observing the generative properties of sand, you can occupy yourself for an indefinetly short amount of time, until you realize how infrequent it is for items to generate. Then you think to yourself, blinded by though, not realizing you're walking into the street, "Maybe I can do a magic transform, or something". And so you call your poltergeist vacuum you got from that crazy professoressor guy, and you fly home to rangahatimamungoyumtiramgeiville, where thoughts steal your aliens, and you go into deep thought, and think of something fun to do, so you think. Think. Hungry.

Now you're hungry, so you go to buy your favorite manly food, Chicken Nuggets. Since you're a manly man, or a manly woman (Hey, women can be in the military, so they can surely be manly), you ordered an entire three chicken nuggets, and a small koolaid. You're not sure how you can finish an entire three chicken nuggets, but you slowly go up to the counter, and take them. Going to the nearest table, you sit down and open the box. They gave you FOUR chicken nuggets, and you won't stand up for it. Since manly people get angry fast, you take the chicken nugget, and throw it on the floor, and stomp on it as hard as you can. You hurt your foot in the process, and start crying, forgetting to take your three chicken nuggets.

You can't get the image of the fourth chicken nugget out of your head, when it hits you. You get up and punch the pole you hit, and start running. Then you get an idea. You realize your pink motorcycle is really shiny, but you also have a cool idea to cure boredom, and decide.

"I want to become a Chicken Nuggets!"

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This is a very familiar feeling to a lot of us, and it got me thinking, how DO I become a Chicken Nuggets? After doing some research on my favorite website, www.nookipedia.com/where-to-get-a-magical-potato-that-sings-to-you.php.html.xml.css.py.rb.com.net.org/idahopotatoes, and I found out the instructions you need.

Step 1: Realize that you are better than what people say you are. Broken Chargers will be broken chargers, and will charge up your subconsious with broken energy. This is a very bad thing, as it creates a poltergeist inside you, and becoming a Chicken Nuggets at this stage would be very bad, because you would be an evil Chicken Nuggets, and cause anarchy in your town by getting ketchup stains on everyone's feet. Now wouldn't that make you go anarchtic?

To reiterate, make sure that you know you're better than the broken chargers that put you down

Step 2: Feeling confident? That's great, exactly what we were hoping for. Well, what's next is fairly simple. All you need to do is realize that you're ready to go. If you're doubting it, as long as you know you're better, you're ready. All of the inpulses in your brain that are causing negative emotion chemicals induced by these broken chargers is still flowing through your brain. As an addiction doesn't immediately cure itself, your feeling of inadequacy will linger for a while.

Step 3: Lay down on the floor, with your back facing the nearest refridgerator. In this position, you must pray to Chicken Nuggets every night. You must have all of the Chicken Nuggets merchandise.

Step 4: Go into your room, and leave the window open. On the 1,337th day of this ritual, a Chicken Nuggets will fly into your room, and will say "I'm just Chicken to see if you're ready for this", and will make more Chicken Nugget (plural term) come into your room, and cover you. Their chicken nuggets evergy will flow into your veins. When the Chicken Nugget are done transfering their energy to you, they will let out a mighty Chicken Nuggets chrinkle, and will fly out of the room, before first saying "We're Chicken you into the clan".

Step 5: Wake up and look in the mirror. You should successfully be a Chicken Nuggets