I'm bored waiting for SDK Paint to be approve by Nintendo, so I thought I'd share some things that bother me...

3. Finger pierces toilet paper while wiping
This is just a gross one and a sign of someone buying cheap toilet paper. Double-ply easily solves it. Let's quickly move on before the image sticks in your head too long.

2. Polemic arguments by someone who doesn't know why he/she holds the views
This one is more difficult to solve than the previous one because of its prevalence in modern society. I'm sure you know plenty of people who start arguments but can't back up the viewpoints, so that person tries to change the subject when you present facts to counter the views. Topics can be politics, religion, the best Ninja Turtle, Justin Bieber's hairdo, or anything else of utmost importance.

1. People who put the dollar sign after the price
I don't understand how someone in the United States can be bombarded numerous times per day with advertisements from childhood onward and still get this wrong. I also don't see how someone could have ever gone shopping and still get this wrong. Come on: $1.99... $2.99... $3.99 There, was that hard? Whenever I read something, no matter the situation or topic, and I catch someone misusing the very simple dollar sign, I quit reading. The content I'm reading may be the most eloquent and informative, but I'll think you are an uneducated moron if the symbol for full numeric increments is placed on the side of the number where the symbol for decimal increments does. Before decimal point: dollars, after decimal point: cents.