Hello, children, and welcome to Cooking with PanMan.
I'm your host, PanMan.
Today we'll learn how to cook a tasty food: the peanut, butter and Jello sandwich.
Step One: No Bacon
So because this isn't a BLT or some similar sandwich, we do not need bacon. Once you've completed this step by not using bacon, you can proceed to step two.
Step Two: Sanitization
If you never learned to wash your hands before working with food, you must be stupid. You never prepare food without making sure your hands are clean, the preparation area is clean, and the cooking utensils are clean.
To accomplish this, first wash your hands. Use soap and water, and then put food service gloves on. After this, wash your hands again to make sure the gloves are also clean.
Next, clean the area you're going to be working at. It's probably either going to be a kitchen counter or a table. Get some disinfectant spray, and apply it generously until it puddles. Wipe it off with a clean towel or paper towel.
Preparatory utensils should also be clean. It's best to clean these early so you don't have to wait for the dishwasher to clean them while you're hungry. If you do use a dishwasher, put the necessary utensils in a separate cycle from other dishes so the dirt from the other dishes stays clear from the utensils.
Step Three: Prepare the Ingredients
You're going to need ingredients to make food, so here's where you get them. You'll need four main ingredients: Peanuts, butter, Jello, and bread. Easy right? Gather the aforementioned items and put them in a pan. This wouldn't be Cooking with PanMan without a pan. Put the pan on the stove.
Step Four: Take Them Out of the Pan
You don't need to cook this, so take them out of the pan. Don't turn the stove on. Besides, jars don't cook well. We just needed to do this so the show doesn't get canceled.
Step Five: Make Food
With all of the ingredients ready, get a clean plastic knife, since it's not as dangerous as a regular one, and smear a slice of bread with some butter.
Next you'll want to take a handful of peanuts from the peanut container and sprinkle them on the buttered slice of bread. Use your hand to push them into the slice, so they are embedded and don't fall out.
After that, take a scoop of Jello and put it on another slice of bread. If you buy your Jello premade, it's simple enough, but if you buy it in a box, follow the instructions on the back of the box to make it first.
Finally, put the two slices together and your gourmet sandwich is complete!
Step Six: Eat Food
This is self-explanatory. You now eat your delectable creation!
And that's it for today on Cooking with PanMan. If you enjoyed this, please write positive reviews so it doesn't get canceled.
The main ingredient in every dish is always bacon.
Toast is made of bacon.
A fruit smoothie is made of bacon.
Corn on the cob is made of bacon.
Bacon itself is made of bacon.
By not using bacon, you're opening the door to pathogens and bacteria. You could give your family and friends salmonella, hearing loss, AIDS, or even permanent brain damage.
I think everyone should take this as a warning. If you listen to this fraud's cooking advice, you could get permanent brain damage. You've been warned.