Up for a random interview?

For a blog? Why not.

Alright. Second question: You are known as Waffle King. Why is that?

HAHAHA you wouldn't be able to put that in your interview.

Oh dear. Moving on, then. Number three: Wii Opera SDK, DSiPaint, or 3DSPaint?

I usually use 3DSPaint because I'm not a DSi scrub.

Alright. What number question is this one?

Potato.

Gotcha. Question number potathree: What is your opinion on supermarkets?



Potafour: A: are you alright with that image being in a blog?
B: How does it feel to be one of Paint's most-loved users, or possibly the most loved itself?

I am love.

Potafive: Are you life?

Your response was a red X in a white square. Potasix: BanMan. Kaygo.

Waffle King.

Indeed. Potaseven: How does it feel to rule over the citizens of SDK? What does such a position as Overlord involve?



I have to go for about an hour and a half. Want to stop now, or finish later? Either way, I'm gone for now.

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(About an hour and a half later) So. Where were we?

I was out eating. This place near me makes the most awesome cheesesteak. It's the size of a whole pizza if it were folded over, stuffed with so much stuff, and a creamy homemade buffalo sauce. It was amazing. Meanwhile BanMan eats his pathetic McDonald's poop. Why, where were you?

Oi! This is /MY/ interview! But if you must know, I work out. Seriously, that's what I was doing. So. What's the next question number?

What were you working out? Glutes?

I said my interview! Now, to the serious stuff. When and why did you join the SDK community?

To save my dying children who are held hostage by neo-nazi terrorists. They're sick people. They demand I write blogs daily. For every day I don't, they said they'll send my kids back. Piece by piece. It's a furious race against the clock, travelling the world while writing blogs. Whenever I seem to catch them, they get away in a large blimp. This one time I was in Paris, and I chased them to the top of the Eiffel Tower. All I had on me was a stale baguette, but I dodged their barrage of gunfire and beat one of their captains to the brink of death with my baguette, but he knocked it from my hands. We wrestled and he seemed to have the upper hand, but at the last moment I kicked him off, and down he tumbled from the tower. But while I was delayed, they'd boarded their blimp and fled to Istanbul, which is where I write this now.

Was it a cheesy baguette of doom?

No, but it was stale.

I see. Outside of Paint, who are you? Just who is the mysterious being behind the username?

this is me
[image]

...Hardly apropriate for a family site... Do you have an answer that won't get me perma'd if I put it in a blog?

No.

Got it. Any last words?

Wish I had time for just one more bowl of chili.

*hands you a bowl of chili* Eat fast! *you are now dead.*


Aannnddd done. Thanks, Waffle!