Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


So I read Waffle's blog and noticed his skill
Really, it's not what it could be, but still
he does have a point where he says I don't rap,
but my rhyming is right on, and my rhythm's not bad.


I can compose poetry with Victorian flair,
or be like them kids nowadays that don't care.
I'm not at all new when it comes to composition
so I gladly take you up on your kind proposition.


Unlike the "pro" whose name ends in "King",
BanMan can count and make syllables ring.
Watch what can happen in the following stanzas,
then compare this to those rotten bananas.


My vocabulary is strong without a thesaurus,
and this work of art trumps the Waffle King's chorus.
And man, this isn't the end, it's just the beginning.
In just a few minutes you'll be thinking I'm winning.


The deal with Waffle King is not at all physical,
The problem is that he is so egotistical.
Saying that BanMan doesn't have rhythm
just shows off more of his absurd narcissism.


His ego inflates way more than balloons,
Lanky Kong's got nothin' on this Waffle dude.
He's clever, of course, but that doesn't reflect
his overall status, so bro, keep it in check.


He's someone who misquotes and calls out of context.
Most of his claims about BanMan are nonsense.
Waffle King likes to spread slander and lies,
but that's pretty obvious so it's not a surprise.


Not sure why he thinks he is such a big deal
his bad jokes are getting quite old now, for real.
Maybe he pretends to be out of the loop
because it's obvious I've got more fans in my group.


It's kind of funny the battle you ignited
ends with my victory, the response poem writer.
Maybe next time you'll try someone else
so you don't get defeated by the BanMan himself.


Don't overthink 'cause it isn't complex
You can understand this without getting rekt.
It's really this simple, so here's what I got:
See, BanMan is awesome and Waffle King's not.