Hello, Waffle King. I see you came back.
But this thing was decided with my first attack.
Writing these things is becoming a chore
because like I said, I won this poem war.


But I'll be nice and entertain you
Especially since it shows more of what I can do.
Apparently you missed the first two of my works
Because you're still claiming I have no way with words.


And winning fans over by mentioning names?
I could do that too, but I'll play a fair game.
The one name I've said besides mine, of course,
Is Waffle King, the name that I do not endorse.


It's funny you don't keep your stanzas in line
When that principle is what makes my efforts shine.
You ignore the basics of poetry class
but claim that it's good and blow your own brass.


Don't call my poetry awful or dumb.
Please take the time to do Poems 101.
I guess since you have been reading my poems
You can learn from the great how to compose.


Look here now, Waffle, I know you're my rival.
But how did that happen when you act like a child?
This thing has gone on for quite a few years
But you still can't believe that I'm cool, you're queer.