I read your reply, Waffle King, and I see
that you haven't learned not after two, it's been three.
Where is your decency to acknowledge defeat?
Can't you accept that, indeed, you've been beat?


Your most recent poetry shows what I said
that your jokes aren't original and they're all bad.
Running out of ideas there, bro?
Maybe you're not really a pro.


Big Macs are good and tasty and all,
but using them twice as a punchline is wrong.
Besides, what is your problem with them?
Did you drop one before and can't eat one again?


You don't like poems short? It can't be true.
You're just looking for insults to spew.
But to satisfy your weird poetry hunger,
I'll make this one significantly longer.


Although it's not really about the length,
it's more of whose poems have the greater strength.
Quality's where this contest is at
But you're so far out you wouldn't know that.


I'll give you one thing, about being a rival--
It's more like you're a wannabe who's in denial.
How did this start, with you attempting
to be cooler than BanMan, huh, Waffle King?


I've actually not Googled for any rhyme hints
Because I'm so good at this without needing it.
But since you had that idea in mind,
It's pretty blatant you've tried it a few times.


Are insults the best you can throw towards me?
I thought this was battle with good poetry.
Nevertheless, I'll keep up my quality work
and watch you respond with that filthy dirt.


Hopefully this time you see the whole view
without trying to change it or set it askew.
Now like what I've stated previously,
Awesome is something that Waffle can't be.