You attempted once more? Here we go again.
The Waffle King can't make up better defense?
My poetry's better, I've told you before.
It shouldn't be necessary to tell you once more.


I see your lack of intelligence shows
just because my rhymes are more advanced than you know.
Like I have said, it'd be great if you'd study
So when you criticize you don't look so nutty.


If you think that a class would take too much time,
just read Wikipedia's page about rhymes.
You'll find a whole bunch of useful terms
To get much needed help when you take your next turn.


You're not in the navy, you're not a lifeguard.
Both of those jobs, for you, are too hard.
You implement lies in your work to look better,
but falsified facts won't help you out ever.


Apparently you like to be thinking I'm fat,
but that's presumptuous since you aren't sure of that.
I'm very attractive, I'll have you know.
You'll probably still throw me those insults, though.


Can't you say something that isn't so rude?
This isn't a contest of who's meaner, dude.
Don't get so uppity, it's not a flame war.
But accusations and insults are to what you resort.


Get better manners and learn to be nice
and don't let your ego grow like wet rice.
You act like a child; go play with your trains.
I'll see you off as you choo-choo away.


In the words of Iwata, please understand.
Your personality is not very grand.
I've said this so much, and it's getting old,
but my skills are hot, and your skills are cold.