Hello, everyone. BanMan here, hosting an interview with two of our beloved members, GuitarGodAnth and Lakhlan01.

They're both from the same part of the world.

They have differing opinions about Australia.

So I interviewed each of them, which follows below:

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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT AUSTRALIA?

GuitarGodAnth: "I love Australia, best place to be in the world, but I probably have a bias since I was born here so I brought my friend IGN along to answer this.

It's Okay 8/10 -IGN"

Lakh lan: "I actually live in New Zealand which is a completely different country but ok."

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WHAT'S THE BEST PLACE TO BE IN AUSTRALIA?

GuitarGodAnth: "Melbourne, where I live. It's been voted the most livable city in the world countless times and I agree. The Melbourne culture is sought by so many people."

Lakh lan: "I dunno cause I dont live there but my best guess would be the Arcade. Those are always super fun."

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ARE THE POLITICS EXCITING?

GuitarGodAnth: "No. It's ridiculously annoying and more of a joke than anything useful."

Lakh lan: "They have a politics channel on tv which is solely members of parliament voting on kangaroo fights that decide which laws pass. Thankfully the kangaroos have a great sense of morality."

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WHAT'S IT LIKE LIVING UPSIDE DOWN?

GuitarGodAnth: "˙ǝɯ llǝʇ noʎ 'ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı"

Lakh lan: "We have to live upside-down or our thongs fall off."

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DO YOU ENJOY HAVING YOUR SEASONS WRONG?

GuitarGodAnth: "The seasons are awesome in the Southern Hemisphere. Having summer during Christmas makes it a fun time. It's also nice having a season named the correct way (What the hell is a Fall!?)"

Lakh lan: "I made a snowman for Christmas and it melted and killed all my dad's vegetables. So no."

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DO YOU LIKE YOUR BEAUTIFUL ACCENT?

GuitarGodAnth: "Yes, and it gets all the ladies (no, not really)"

Lakh lan: "Everyone there has the exact same accent as Crocodile Dundee so it's impossible to understand them."

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ARE WILD EMUS COMMONPLACE IN THE LAND DOWN UNDER?

GuitarGodAnth: "Never seen an Emu out of captivity, so no."

Lakh lan: "Emus dont live in Australia. They were all killed by the nuclear radiation when one of our Anti-America Nukes for destroying USA went off witho-
I shouldn't have said that"

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That covered the important topics.

I'm BanMan, and this is DIFFERING OPINIONS ABOUT AUSTRALIA.