Bumped to make sure you scrublords don't buy this piece of

ugh

now that its been released.

Hello, scrublords.

About a month ago Apple unveiled exciting stuff. From the all new ultra-thin Macbook, to ResearchKit and iOS 8.2. But what took the show was Apple Watch, which is Apple's take on the smart watch.



We've already known what the Apple Watch was and what it offered, but then Apple gave us a glimpse of a little more of the operating system. It looked pretty convincing.

BUT.

THEN THEY GAVE US THE PRICE TAG.

The price tag is basically a dagger into a wallet. It's absolutely presposterous.

The CHEAPEST Apple Watch comes in at $349 for the Sport model with the cheapest strap and size. And if you're a NORMAL person, the other prices can vary up to $1,099 depending on what model, size, and strap you choose to get.

AND. GET THIS.

EDITION APPLE WATCHES COST $10,000 AND ABOVE.

AND ABOVE.

TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS AND ABOVE.



Holy ing , Apple.

Most expensive one costs a whopping $17,000. Real gold, of course. Price tag is still ridiculous and shocking, either way. But hey, I commend Apple for taxing the rich.

So I was motivated to write a blog demonstrating 10 interesting ways you can spend $17,000, instead of buying this piece of .

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With $17,000, you could:

1. Construct a Hobbit home with enough money left to move into it and live there for 3 months without a job.



2. Fly around the world with a friend.



3. Buy a rocking chair bed with money to spare to pay for a hooker for a week.



4. Buy two water-thrusting jetbikes.



5. Devour 3,541 Big Macs.



6. Feed 65,000 children in Africa for a day.



7. Have an all expenses paid private party on a yacht with up to 200 other guests.



8. Create a large-size home theater in your house.



9. Nom on 25,000 donuts and have enough money to burn them off at a gym afterwards.




10. Go on an all expenses paid ski trip.



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Sources:

•Source 1.

•Source 2.

•My amazing knowledge.

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FINAL SUMMATION

Don't be a little and waste your money on an Apple Watch.

So, what would you do with $17,000? Answer in the comments.

Thanks for reading!




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