One day there was a young man, maybe about 25 or so. He was a farmer.
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He finished up his hearty breakfast with delicious eggs cooked once over easy, with solid yolks because they're better than runny yolks.
And then he hopped into his car. He had a plan.
He drove through farmy fields for a while until he came to a farmhouse. An old farmer man came out and called out to the young man, "Ee ii ee ii oooooooo!".
So the young man parked his car and the two met out in the driveway. Behind the old farmer, a pretty young lady came out the front door. This got the young man's attention.
But a few seconds later, her boyfriend came out of the house as well, and they both went to a car and left. This left the young man slightly disappointed.
But he turned and smiled at the old farmer, then asked, "Do you have any single chicks?"
The old farmer nodded and said, "Why yes I do! This way please!"
The two walked around to the back of the house, and the old farmer man entered a shed that he had.
The young man waited for a moment outside.
Then the farmer came back out, carrying a chicken. "Just one?" he asked.
"Yes, just a single chick." The young man replied.
He pulled out some money to purchase it, and the young man went home. His mission was accomplished. Now he can get his own eggs.