A group of scientists were watching a computer screen. One was holding a can of Bud Light in his right hand. He uncapped it, and took a sip. This was crazy. Insane. It would never work. Or so they thought.
A hour passed. About 3 of the group had sat down at a table, playing a card game. The screen had a loading bar, which was still at 99%. It had been for 5 hours. The group was thinking about giving it up when a dinging noise was played by the computer. The screen was light blue, save for a green word.
"POSITIVE"
"Tonight on BBC News, a London small-time labratory claims to have done the impossible. The goverment won't tell us anything at this time."
"At 5 PM on Asdfrang Town News, rumors say a lab located in the UK have reached a new step in the hunt to create dinosaurs. Nothing has been confirmed by officials yet."
"BBC News back on the topic, American talk show 'Science Today with Jeremy Dran' has already reserved members of the lab to discuss the topic. It is believed that a British broadcast will be avaliable soon."
Meanwhile, the "Science Today" set was in a hurry to be completed. With cameras set to broadcast in 6 minutes, the pressure was on. Finally, everything was set up just as recording started.
"Hello, welcome back to Science Today, with your host, Jeremy Dran!" After a short applause, the camera closed up on Jeremy Dran, who seemed to be wearing a "Jurassic Park" shirt.
"Hello, this is Jeremy Dran, and today we have Thomas Pains, employee at London Science Lab. This group has claimed to have reached the next step in creating dinosaurs. Along with us is Ruby Harris, member of the 'Stop Animal Murder Now' protests. Let's see if she's signifigant at all. Come on in, Thomas." Thomas Pains then walked on-stage. He wore a t-shirt that said, "The Angels Have The Blue Box." He chose a chair and sat down. "So, Thomas, we understand that you have dinosaur DNA?"
(TBC)
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