Skelepuns. That's all I have to say. Let's do this!
What do you call a skeleton couple?
Verte-baes
Why did the skeleton join the motorcycle club?
Because he was bone to be wild.
Why didn't the skeleton eat the taco?
He didn't have the stomach for it
Why did the skeleton stay home from prom?
He didn't have any body to go with
Why did the skeleton get a girlfriend?
Because she was very bonely
Why didn't one skeleton ask the other on a date?
He didn't have the guts to try
What do skeletons call their friends on?
Tele-bones
Why did the skeleton rub bacon all over himself?
So he could get some meat on his bones!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles
"Wow lame."
"Come on, you got tibia honest, these jokes are pretty..."
"Ugh, stop!"
"Humerous!"
"Ughhhhh"
"Come on, didn't that tickle your..."
"NO"
"Funny bone?"
-cries-
You're all very welcome! All of these are pretty... Sans-ational (Pundertale,woo!)
-Rainbow