Look at this drink
Is it neat
Wouldn't you think that my collection's complete
Wouldn't you think I'm the drunk
The drunk who has everything

Look at this Beam
Treasures unseen
How much whiskey does one tavern need?
Looking around here you'd think... sure
He's drank everything

I've got Wellers and Williams aplenty
Ive got Daniels and Dickels galore
You want a Tullibardine?
I got 20 proof

But who cares?
No big deal...
I want more!

I want to be where the drunkards are
I want to see
Want to see them dancing
Stumbling on those...what do you call them?
Oh, feet

Drinking a shot, you don't get too far
Drinking too much gets you jumping
Down to the toilet to...what's that word again?
Heave

Up where they laugh
Up where they barf
Up where they stay all night in the bar
Wandering in pee
Wish I could be
Out of my world

What would I give
If I could live
Out of my own head
What would I pay
To spend the day
Passed out on the streets

Betcha this land
They understand
Bet they don't apprehend all the drunkards
Bright young women
Sick of tripping
On my stumbles

Ready to go where the drunkards go
Ask them my questions
And get some answers
What's a Fireball, and why does it....what's the word
Burn!

When is it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Love to explore that strip club yonder!

Out of my mind
Wish I could find...
Out of my world!