You know Rockstar and Capcom and Sega and Mojang, Naughty Dog and Telltale Games and Bethesda... But do you recall... The most famous gaming compaany of them all...? Nintendo the gaming company, had a very bright future, but when the other company Sega noticed it, it declared war, the great console war! After a while, a really terrible author, came down and said, "I'm gonna forget the previous sentence, Nintendo with your insert something here, won't you be the subject of this early Christmas song parody today?". And when the author noticed, that he really sucks at this, he said, "Eh, whatever. I don't really GIVE a CRAP.".