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"Fidget Spinners & Glitter-Crossed Lovers" (A Sonic x Kesha Fanfiction)

T Avatar By LaZerWoLF
POSTED: 14 Jul 2017 04:39
BUMPED: 13 Aug 2019 06:16
CATEGORY: Short Story
FEATURED: Yes (Gemini Guardian)
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"FIDGET SPINNERS & GLITTER-CROSSED LOVERS"
(A SONIC X KESHA FANFICTION)





It had been five years since pop superstar, Kesha, had stepped into the limelight. After the dispute with her abuser, producer Dr. Luke, she had been at home in Nashville, ready to kick of the promotion for her upcoming comeback record, "Rainbow". But that was before a quick flash of blue had caught her attention.


"Who's there...?" Kesha asked with a bit of fear in her voice before she caught the sudden scent of chili dogs in the air.


"Whoever you are, you smell good..." she mused, before the blue hedgehog finally showed himself to her.


Sonic the Hedgehog had heard of Kesha's struggles, and want d to support her before she released her first single for this upcoming project. His eyes scanned the rather attractive woman before him.


"Whoa, uh, Kesha, right?" He asked in a curious tone.


Kesha had been taking in the view. The smell of those hot, chili dogs, and the manliness than surrounded his blue, sexy body. He turned her on.


"Well, if it isn't my childhood hero! Lookin' hot as ever, I see!" She mused with a smirk.


Sonic just blushed lightly. Such a pretty and talented woman, whether she was obsessed with glitter or not, he felt a certain feeling in his little hedgehog heart.


"H-Hot?" He said with a stutter, not quite sure how to react.


Kesha began to approach the rather dashing hedgehog, that smirk never leaving her face.


"Uh? Duh? Didn't you know I wrote "Your Love is My Drug" about you, cutie?" She asked.


"B-But I don't even have a beard!" He said, starting to sweat a bit before she quickly moved in and kissed him, wrapping her arms around Sonic.


"Stop talking..." She muttered, as the two got it on like rabbits.


Kesha's new boyfriend was Sonic the Hedgehog and they were very much in love. Their engagement rings were Crayola glitter fidget spinners, and the two never strayed apart from each other. It was truly love in every sense of the word and they both lived happily ever after.





THE END!






Explanation: These screenshots explain everything. 😂


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THANKS FOR READING!!


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Comments

Avatar Draconid_Jo
18 Aug 2019 18:27
Excellent Story!

Although I'm neither a big Sonic Fan, nor a big Ke$ha Fan, I DO like every Sonic Game I've ever played, and I think that Ke$ha is a Great (and unfairly treated) Artist, and an overall good person.

I think this was a rather clever idea, and I'm looking forward to you writing more Stories like this.
(Kudos to Star Shadow, too, if this was her idea.)
Avatar LaZerWoLF
27 Jun 2020 02:44
In reply to Draconid_Jo
Thank you, but it’s just Kesha now.

She dropped the dollar sign about six years ago.

But you are totally right.
Avatar Siling-La
13 Aug 2019 06:39
This is one of the strangest blogs I've ever read! I cannot see what it says in those images! lol! Can somebody please explain?
Avatar banjo2
13 Aug 2019 06:41
In reply to Siling-La
Try touching them
Avatar Siling-La
13 Aug 2019 06:46
In reply to banjo2
I did. Still blurry.
Avatar banjo2
13 Aug 2019 06:50
In reply to Siling-La
Weird.
Avatar Siling-La
13 Aug 2019 06:53
In reply to banjo2
Can you explain?
Avatar banjo2
13 Aug 2019 06:57
In reply to Siling-La
It was mentioned that both Sonic Mania and a new Kesha album come out in a month. Star Shadow suggested a Sonic x Kesha fan-fiction.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
15 Aug 2019 06:53
In reply to banjo2
Thanks for explaining, dearest string instrument.
Avatar Siling-La
13 Aug 2019 07:03
In reply to banjo2
Ah.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
27 Jun 2020 02:44
In reply to Siling-La
Yup.
Avatar Thi500
13 Aug 2019 06:18
i still want half the profit from this idea
Avatar LaZerWoLF
15 Aug 2019 06:52
In reply to Thi500
You’re really desperate, huh?

My anime boyfriend will indeed be getting half the profits.
Avatar Finrod
13 Aug 2019 22:07
In reply to Thi500
Give Thi his 50/50 split of 3 likes. 😁👊👏
Avatar Gemini Guardian
16 Aug 2019 23:09
In reply to Finrod
4½*
Avatar Finrod
17 Aug 2019 23:06
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Nope
Avatar Thi500
25 Sep 2018 01:34
i want half the profit from this idea
Avatar LaZerWoLF
11 Oct 2018 00:16
In reply to Thi500
Why the hell--
Avatar HefMan4
23 Sep 2018 22:36
After hours of careful consideration from the Council of high intelligence and education findings (C.H.I.E.F) it has been determined that the contents of this post will be categorized under the terminology "this ain’t it" until further notice
Avatar LaZerWoLF
24 Sep 2018 20:01
In reply to HefMan4
.3.
Avatar Siling-La
13 Aug 2019 21:58
In reply to LaZerWoLF
˜3˜
Avatar banjo2
22 Sep 2018 22:36
Is this legal?
Avatar LaZerWoLF
23 Sep 2018 18:26
In reply to banjo2
Are you Dr. Luke?

Only he would try to destroy her having a good time.
Avatar banjo2
23 Sep 2018 20:33
In reply to LaZerWoLF
a hat

Who?
Avatar LaZerWoLF
24 Sep 2018 20:02
In reply to banjo2
Kesha's producer who raped her repeatedly and controlled her. I
Avatar banjo2
24 Sep 2018 20:07
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Uh I have not raped anyone

At least I don't think I have
Avatar LaZerWoLF
27 Jun 2020 02:46
In reply to banjo2
I hope not.
Avatar Gemini Guardian
27 Sep 2018 18:55
In reply to banjo2
[Closet flashbacks]
Avatar banjo2
27 Sep 2018 20:21
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Mate p l s

Nothing like that happened h
Avatar Gemini Guardian
27 Sep 2018 20:23
In reply to banjo2
R u shure
Avatar banjo2
27 Sep 2018 20:26
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Y e s
Avatar Gemini Guardian
28 Sep 2018 00:28
In reply to banjo2
O k a y
Avatar Siling-La
13 Aug 2019 06:36
In reply to Gemini Guardian
smh
Avatar Gemini Guardian
23 Sep 2018 00:00
In reply to banjo2
Yes
Avatar banjo2
23 Sep 2018 00:55
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Hit that red M for me, will ya?
Avatar Gemini Guardian
22 Sep 2018 20:51
Thank you for writing this blog so long ago

It made me a Sonic fan xD
Avatar LaZerWoLF
22 Sep 2018 20:51
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Wait what
Avatar Gemini Guardian
22 Sep 2018 20:53
In reply to LaZerWoLF
It's a long story yeet
Avatar LaZerWoLF
22 Sep 2018 20:54
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Who are you? I feel like I gotta get my Silver avi on now.

Hold yer bananas

...and not in that way either.
Avatar Gemini Guardian
22 Sep 2018 20:55
In reply to LaZerWoLF
I'll wait xD

And I'm that Mimi person in the screenshots abive
Avatar banjo2
22 Sep 2018 22:37
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Wat

Black-name Mimi

hhhhhhhhh
Avatar Gemini Guardian
23 Sep 2018 00:00
In reply to banjo2
Oh yeah, there was a time when I was black named
Avatar banjo2
23 Sep 2018 00:55
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Unepic
Avatar Gemini Guardian
23 Sep 2018 01:24
In reply to banjo2
Cri
Avatar LaZerWoLF
22 Sep 2018 20:56
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Did your account get screwed or whatever? I feel like you've been here longer than 2017...
Avatar Gemini Guardian
22 Sep 2018 20:58
In reply to LaZerWoLF
And nope

I actually joined in 2017
Avatar LaZerWoLF
22 Sep 2018 21:01
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Huh... weird.
Avatar Gemini Guardian
22 Sep 2018 21:03
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Hit me up with a PM mateee

I feel like we'd get along mhm
Avatar LaZerWoLF
22 Sep 2018 21:04
In reply to Gemini Guardian
I THOUGHT WE ALREADY DID GET ALONG. WEREN'T WE BUDS?!
Avatar Gemini Guardian
22 Sep 2018 21:04
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Yes 100% h


But then you leftttt for like 1 year h
Avatar LaZerWoLF
22 Sep 2018 21:05
In reply to Gemini Guardian
;-; im srry bby

Im like so busy these days

I was barely here in 2017. I vanished for a year then too.
Avatar Gemini Guardian
22 Sep 2018 21:06
In reply to LaZerWoLF
It's all good h

Just don't do it again ;-;

Otherwise who else can I be a Silver fan with?
Avatar LaZerWoLF
23 Sep 2018 18:24
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Silver is only my favorite because of his obsession with phallic objects xD
Avatar Gemini Guardian
23 Sep 2018 18:42
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Boxes...?
Avatar LaZerWoLF
23 Sep 2018 18:45
In reply to Gemini Guardian
No. Bananas. Also he likes putting stuff in his ass. >.>
Avatar Gemini Guardian
23 Sep 2018 18:47
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Both Shadow and Sonic like to do that too tbhhh
Avatar LaZerWoLF
11 Oct 2018 00:17
In reply to Gemini Guardian
OMFG

DAS HAWT

I MEAN--
Avatar Gemini Guardian
11 Oct 2018 00:36
In reply to LaZerWoLF
[Sonic 06 flashbacks]
Avatar LaZerWoLF
11 Oct 2018 19:27
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Avatar Gemini Guardian
11 Oct 2018 20:44
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Wait

Do you happen to have a PS3?
Avatar LaZerWoLF
27 Jun 2020 02:45
In reply to Gemini Guardian
Not anymore lol

Sorry.
Avatar Gemini Guardian
27 Jun 2020 03:04
In reply to LaZerWoLF
good job replying
Avatar LaZerWoLF
27 Jun 2020 03:13
In reply to Gemini Guardian
IKR.

I’m the real MVP. 😌
Avatar Finrod
14 Jul 2017 17:18
no plz.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
14 Jul 2017 17:51
In reply to Finrod
Lullll
Avatar oswaldo123
14 Jul 2017 08:56
I assume you are a Kesha fan?
Avatar LaZerWoLF
14 Jul 2017 09:29
In reply to oswaldo123
Major.

But this was Angela's fault. xD
Avatar oswaldo123
14 Jul 2017 16:30
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Can't lie here. Tic toc was a pretty catchy song. Lol
Avatar LaZerWoLF
14 Jul 2017 17:51
In reply to oswaldo123
...

"TiK ToK?"

Really?

She's more than that.
Avatar oswaldo123
14 Jul 2017 18:08
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Mimi didn't even know who that was. XD
Avatar oswaldo123
14 Jul 2017 18:05
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Well I haven't even heard of her in years so.. :u
Avatar LaZerWoLF
14 Jul 2017 18:14
In reply to oswaldo123
Yeah, long and sad story.
Avatar Thi500
14 Jul 2017 05:15
kek
Avatar LaZerWoLF
14 Jul 2017 05:20
In reply to Thi500
I am so sorry. xD
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