Us, the regular users, shall, with our amazing haxxor skills, hacc the Blog Mod Server (or BMS) and invade it with our amazing blogs and, with this overwhelming trump card, we shall feature all blogs that are of sufficient moral quality and quantity. We will make it so that any blog that takes anything more than two minutes of creative time to create shall be immediately featured in all its glory.
In the next stage of our take over, we shall hacc the Blog Mod Server Cellphone Relay Station (or BMSCRS) and find out their IP addresses and use that sensitive information to locate their computers. Once we've located their computers, we shall hax into their mouses, which are all wired because no Blog Mod would ever use a wireless mouse. And from there, we will disable the mouse3 function. And then... AND THEN, the Blog Mods won't be able to middle click our blogs and open them in a new tab. And then we will be safe and in control.
And the last step.
We will hak into the Blog Mod Blog Back Up Server For Previously Lost Blogs (or BMBUSFPLB) and delete all the Blog Mod posts and then they will be helpless to do anything.
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