Ants. They really like food. I once had an ant problem. But is was with only one ant. However, this was no ordinary ant, it was a Brazilian Albino ant.
This single ant used to take my food. It followed me to my new house, and carried away my housewarming cake. I will have my revenge. I will raise a farm of ants to destroy this ant.
But first, off to work. The ant somehow followed me there, and is now trying to take my job. How? I don’t know.
I went home that night, to my new home. There was no supper, since that ant took all my food away. So instead, I watched some Steve Harvey, and passed out on the couch.
By @COMMANDER
