Have i ever told you about my ninja skillz? Well i have tons of ninja skillz!!!
One time when me and my sister where home i grabbed 2!!! count them 2 knifes. One really huge butcher knife and one turkey cutting knife(10 inches long!!!) I was being all ninja and stuff..... then i looked at my arm and it was coverd with blood(fail). i quickly put the knifes down and looked at the cut it was 2 inches long. I i was like (censored word here) i put my hand on it and applied pressure. it was still bleeding!!!
Not one of my best ideas....
heres another story about my ninja skillz! ok i was in the 3rd grade and i was in karate... i was fighting a 2nd grader.... and i punched at her face and out of know where she flips me to the ground. i was like what the!!!! i was gonna sweep her leg when i got up but when i tried it she kicked me in the head!!!
By WhItEfLaMe
