Woah, its a movie I finally liked! Wowie would you look at that. Like usual this'll probably contain spoilers, but I really do recommend watching Don't Kill It. Things actually happen! There are demons, okay a demon. People actually die and it's over the top. The movie doesn't take itself too seriously either, it knows what it is. It's ridiculous and it's entertaining.

I went into this movie expecting to not like it, because you know its Netflix. All it's suggested me is boring movies. I was extremely surprised that I was actually entertained the whole time. Is good movie.

The basic plot of Don't Kill It, is that some demon is finally freed from the stupid fucking box it was put in, long enough to start possessing people. Those people then run around and kill other people, obviously, because what else is a demon going to do? Celebrate Christmas?

But the catch is, you kill the demon's host, you get possessed by the demon. Too bad people are dumb and this is Missippi. So everybody and their brother has a gun and or access to a gun and is trigger happy as all hell. This demon woke up in the best place it possibly could have.

Even animals aren't safe from the demon cause that thing fucking posseses a dog. Rip dog he was the goodest boy.

Anyway, eventually Mr. Demon Hunter guy shows up, tries to explain whats going on to generic police chief and FBI bitch, but obviously no one believes him because He's going on about f u c k i n g demons. They put him in a cell because he's obviously a loony and FBI bitch goes on with her investigation.

While talking to a victim who managed to escape her demon possessed husband, she starts going on about his dead souless black eyes. Which freaks FBI lady out because hey, maybe the crazy man going off about demons was telling the truth.

So then they go on a demon hunt. It goes poorly. The guy they think is now the demon is in fact not, he's just really drunk. But then they actually find the demon. He likes the FBI bitch. Why? I don't know. Something something angels I think. Does it make me uncomfortable? V e r y. Anyway the demon wants FBI bitch to kill him, but Demon Hunter asshole shoots it with rubber bullets and it runs off.

They get the bright idea to explain to this crazy religious town via a town meeting, that hey, there is a demon. Nobody panic. And nobody kill it. What could possibly go wrong?

Everything. Every thing could go wrong.

Surprise surprise the demon shows up, traps them all in the building and goes to town.

Eventually the demon possesses a little old lady, escapes the town hall building and the massacre continues outside. Its honestly hilarious watching a little old lady with dead black eyes screaming like a banshee and causing a massacre.

The demon escapes a g a i n, cause these people are useless and Demon Hunter guy decides to go off on his own because none of these people know how to listen.

He's by himself for a grand total of a few minutes before he pisses off a pastor, shoots him in the side, and meets back up with FBI bitch and the demon hunt continues.

They eventually find the demon, who has now possessed a little girl, trapped in the girls fathers basement. They convince the father that to get the demon out of his child, he needs to poison himself, then kill his daughter. He is convinced, because some how this crazy demon hunter is convincing. They're about to finish their plan when FBI bitches back up arrives and screws everything up.

Good job guys.

They finally trap the demon a g a i n, and are about to finally kill it but the pastor from before comes back with a vengeance because, the demon ain't a demon. Mr. Demon Hunter is a demon. Or something? Even though he saw the actual demon? Aight.

The demon is freed again, tiny massacre and finally he gets his wish. FBI bitch kills him. Not before putting on a vest with granades on it and pulling one of the pins out. For some reason these random people in a tiny Mississippi town had access to grenades. Many grenades.

The evil is defeated. Demon Hunter gets to live and FBI lady is dead.

This is probably actually the first time in a movie I liked most if not all the characters. Usually I'm rooting for them all to die. But I legitimately liked these people, they weren't annoying or complete jackasses. My favorite character was the Demon Hunter guy though, because why would he not be?

Seriously, please watch this movie if you're bored and just want to watch something ridiculous and over the top. It's not overly serious, there's usually something going on and its not just a long full hour of characters standing around.

The slow scenes, the few that there are also don't tend to last long.

I really do, from the bottom of my cold dead heart, recommend watching Don't Kill It.