Ayo mates!

I'm gonna tell a very wacky story that happened to me yesterday, it is very crazy lol

I woke up for just walk, the day looked very beautiful, so i decided to have a little walk, enjoy fresh air, waving the people, feeding street dogs, and just being happy, so after waking up from my bed, I took a shower, i dreesed, had my cereal for the breakfast, and I put my shoes for sprinting, and opened my door.

Then i got surprised, i was shocked of seeing it, there was a beach in front of my house, but that doesn't make sense, i never lived in the beach, just in landlocked towns. I was scared as sh*t, how the f*ck I ended here? Who took to here? What is happening. So i started exploring the place, then i saw a big wooden ship, just like those spanish ships of 16th century. A man walked close to me, he was wearing black clotches and a black sailor hat, i asked him:

What is this place? And who are you

Then he replied to me, with a weird accent, that sounded like a mix of a Spanish and Italian accent:

-My name is Christopher Columbus, i like to explore things, want to join my crew?

Initially, i though this was some type of a bad joke, maybe some cosplayer kidnapped, i was freaked and confused, but i said in my mind to myself:

-Well, maybe this crazy dude could help me...

So i accepted his offert, i got inside the ship, then i saw, that dude who said he was Columbus made a cool face, he put on sunglasses on his face, and said:

-Prepare for the travel of your life...

Then he pressed a strange red button on the Ship's rudden wheel, then from no reason, a robotic voice started to do a downcount:

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0... GO!

Then from no reason, the wooden ship got rockets and many metal mechanical parts, and magically started flying, and got FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaast flying!

Columbus and me got teleported to a magic and psycodelic dimension, with flying unicorns, colorful skies, and every thing you can imagine, just flying on the colorful skies,

Columbus said to me:

-Well, just explore my ship and meet the crew!

So i meet many type of strange characters:

First, i saw a clown with one eye and three legs, he said he was called Threefeetie the clown: i admit it, he telled me very good jokes, like this one:

-What do you call a magical dog? A labracadabrador!

And some bad ones like:

-Why did the chicken cross the street? To reach the other side!

And later i saw a Talking Dog, it was a cute dachshund dog, who could talk and understand like the humans, so we started to talk a little

Me: Hello! Cute doggie!
Dog: Hello human, how are you?
Me: Fine, thank you!
Dog: wanna taste some croquettes
Me: No thanks... I'm not hungry now

And a random angry cat appeared, and because cats hate dogd, they just randomly started fighting, meanwhile, i saw flying many of my favorite characters from every media, I Saw the Brothers Mario and Luigi, who gave mi some mushrooms as a gift, Sonic gave me one of his rings, Freddy Fazbear gave me a pizza, Lightning McQueen gave me some car gas, Wall-E gave me a Plant who used a boot like a flower pot, Shrek gave me an onion, and many other characters gave me many things.

-A character i can mention especially is V, a robot girl from "Murder Drones", an indie web series i watched the last week, she looked me from weird ways, like she was trying to seduce me, hugging me, and that things, i started turning a little ashamed, then i saw a sexy military woman who said to V:

GET OUT OF HERE! DON'T TOUCH MY BOY!:

I said to her:

-Hey! I know you... You're Erika Roberta! That female general character that i created for my political comedy fiction book!

As a writer, i got surprised of seeing my own character appearing to me, anyways, while these two women started fighting for me, Columbus took a microphone and said to all: TIME TO PARTY, B*TCHES!!!!!!!

So everybody just started dancing, Columbus looked to be a very good DJ, we're getting drunk, V and Erika decided to "share the same man" and they starter kissing my cheeks, Columbus gave to everyone free beers and wine, we're turning crazy, his music was just FIRE, totally awesome.

But for no reason, silence started, i just saw black, i started feeling very tired and dizzy, and i started hearing the voice of my friend, saying my name, worried and scared for me: I said...

-Ughmm... wh- what happened

He said:

-I don't know man, do you feel good?

I said:

-Uhm... not at all man... This happened to me after just taking my dialy Paracetamol pill...

My friend grabbed a pill and saw it carefully, then he asked me:

-Hey? Where did you buy this?

I said:

-From a random seller from the street, i remember he weared a black sweater... Ugmmmm... Its because the pharmacy where i always take my medicines was closed, and i didn't wanted to wait until it opens... The seller said me... That it was Paracetamol...

And he replied to me, with an ironical, and a little mad voice:

-ARE YOU IDIOT? This is not Paracetamol pills, this is ecstasis pills!

When i heard that, i understood everything... This was all my faul for buying my medicines on an non-reliable seller, but i learn something very important

If you want to buy your medicine pills, went to a reliable pharmacy, and never buy medicines from stranger on the street!

THE END