"HOEEENN, I MISSED YOU"

"Those outlines are horribles-"

"Aaa, Treecko, you're so beautiful"

"Spam A"

"Blabla Pokemon, Blabla Love, Blabla Professor, Blablabla Poke-Balls"

"Pfff, tutorials wasn't that long before-"

"*starts grinding.exe*"

"get a shiny Female Ralts after XXXX encounters"

"NOOOOOOOO, NOT FEMALE, Shiny Gallade isn't for today, i guess..."

"*gets a tarsal easy-peasy* "n-n-no, i'm not a good trainer-" -Wally-"

"...*open FootballPokemon.exe* NO WAAY, GAINING EVs IS SO EASY?"

"*After hearing that football music for 2 hours* This is hellish"

"First Gym : bro, come on my Sceptile is already lvl 40, this is so easy"

"2nd Gym : *Uses Ralts* Easy-peasy"

"3rd Gy- *get picked to gain a Contest Tour ticket* "No, not again, i lost too many time on these contests-" "

"Oh, hello totally-not-cheating- Wally"

"RALTS VS RALTS, who will win..."

"True 3rd Gym : Hmm, people aren't lost anymore, i miss the plurality of this Gym"

"I hate Carverns, *Uses Repulses*"
"Damn, that remix is good *Team Magma/Aqua Boss Battle Theme*"

"Sceptile : gets nuked by Camerupt"

"サナイト : One-shot Camerupt"
[oops, i mean Gardevoir]

"4th Gym : Gardevoir : GOOO, KILL THOSE PLANT-TYPEKILLERS"

"......Oh yes, i must beat my "dad" "

"5th Gym : *Go in every room to gain EXPs*"

"You've gained the most useful, powerful, strategic-full, HM? : SURF"

"1...2...3..Zigzagoon has learned Surf!"

"YES"

"Steven? HERE?"

"LATIOOOS??? YOO?"

"BY THE POWER OF THE MEGA-EVOLUTION, MEGA-LATIOS"

"Dragon-type in my team : 2, Fairy-type in my team: 1"

"Poke-dex : 143(ish) Pokemon seen, 4 catched Pokemon"

"Noice, rain..."

"......*don't understand why i can't go to the gym*"

"*Go on Road... 112? 113?*"

"Sceptilite, YYESSSSS"

"6th Gym : By the power of our souls, by the power of the mega-evolution, BREAK THE OU TIER, CELIA"
[Erm, I meant Sceptile, sorry]

"...Wait a minute, who's gonna learn Fly?"

"...Oh no, i forgot Him."

"*Go back to the Desert area*"

"Where are you, little Jovial Trapinch?"

"*Grind EXPs again*"

"Voila, Fly, Flygon, Fly"

"Parc Safari? oh. no. *RBY PTSD starts*"

"Ah, tombs...Pokemon is a kid game..."

"Primo-what?"

"IT'S SURF TIME- ah, yes, i must go in the Team Magma's Base before"

"Let's do this."

"A speedrun later-"

"7th Gym : ...even without overleveling, this is a easy gym..."

"*Earth starts shaking* : My character who do no expression normally- "

"Urgent Meeting with the Hoenn Master :
Steven : Yeah, i like rocks too much-
Me : Steel-type Pokemon are cool after all *sips tea*"

"Go to the cavern where Groudon lives? I was already planning to go there-"

"Skips every battles aganist random trainers/Pokemon later-"

"Go Liatios, uses Dive!"

"...A lot of Grunts later- "

"YES, WAKE UP GROUDON! I NEED TO CATCH IT!"

"What a very delightful sign for my Sceptile, Groudon is burning the world..."
"AAAAA, RRRRUUUN -In the Cavern of Origins-"

"Yes, i mounted Groudon, now i gonna stabs him until the gau- oops, wrong game"

"Heartbeat, Heartbeat."

"*Weather Trio starts*"

"USES MASTER BALL- battle finished in 0,000001 seconds."

"Blablabla, thanks you, blablabla, you saved our asses, blablabla, National Dex unlocked."

"COOL, HOW MANY POKEMON UNLOCKE- NOOOOOOOOO"

"674 hours later in the GTS"

"You've completed the Poke-Dex"

"Only one wall before entire completion, WALLY"

"*AWEsome guitar starts playing* damn, he truly think he's gonna win this?"

"Elite Four : I used Groudon so"

"Steven : I used Groudon so"

"A loss of time watching credits later-"

"A WOMAN STEALING MEGA-STONES?"

"*Random Trainer Theme starts*
Bruh moment"

"Dragon team? Goo, Mega-Mawlite-"

"You've no imagination - Remixed Legendary Phrase"

"Beat the "guardian of the tower" in 000000000,1 seconds-"
"Damnn, that stealer is so cool"

"Wait a minute, they haven't done again, did they?"

"Ahh yes, no falling ground, i'm relieved"

"*Zinnia starts saying the story of BluRay-Quaza.*"

"Don't spam A"

"DA Meteorite SAVED THE WORLD"
"Rayquaza Battle in a nutshell : Insta-Kill-
But, i didn't-
Insta-Kill
-Why he's
Insta-Kill
SO WEAK-
Insta-Kill"

"Zinnia battle in a nutshell : I used Rayquaza so"

"Deoxys battle in a nutshell : ...Have to catch it with full HP, i guess..."

"Battle Tower Masters : ...you mean i have to battle 50 times straight to battle them? HELL. NO."