Anybody here work in the hospital as a nurse? If so, can you tell me why you guys get so angry when us patients adjust the bed height to our liking, so that we don't fall on our face and get tangled up on the IV line? Also, why are some of you pro-more-phine, and some of you put us under interrogation?


Oh well. I respect you guys either way. I was that one patient that wiped myself, even though it hurt like heck, instead of pulling the bathroom cord.

But I can understand why you'd get upset at patients that Homer Simpson the bed. I was goofing off with one of the beds one time, because I was bored, and off my rocker. Upsy-daisy, downsy-wounsy. I realize that's not Homer Simpson, but Patrick Star, but anyways...
Up and down the back of my bed went. And for some fun, I also up and downed the foot. I accidentally turned my bed into a chair. True story. Don't give me a remote with a bunch of buttons, and not expect me to try them all. I fixed the window shade for them, but I didn't get a thank you.

Well, my wife had just gotten home from visiting me. They must've been angry at me, because I had to call her, and ask her to pick me up, because they discharged me...at 8:30pm.

That's all I have for this installment. Here's a little foreshadowing: Halloween will be the day I talk about the asylum, because I cannot comedize that, it's all too real.

Anyways, stay safe, and may the trees flow in your direction.

Still pretty hot in here.


Editor's Note: Comedize is not a word. We tried telling him, but he won't listen.