Well.. My first blog about my site... here goes...

As some of you may know, SlickBrewed is down for maintenence. That is becuase my noobiness to html cost me my main menu, my games, and my other pages. I have been working hard to develope a harder, better, faster, stronger (lol) for YOUR enjoyment.. but the more I "learned" the more i failed to see the true nature of my noobiness. You see, I thought that EVERYTHING was made with javascript.. and i had to learn the hard way that thats not true. I began to learn about php, sql, server side languages, and databasees.. beleive me.. when i found out this was needed in order to create a non-failish site, i almost cried... "how da hellz am i supposed to learn all that!?" i sobbed... i had no idea what mysql was and no expirience with php whatsoever. I finally pushed myself to learn and i finaly got.. loads of heavy reasearch(google has probably had it with me) finally paid off... i learn and understood the php side of life... now.. lets jus download that ol' mysql server and start creating a Crunchie-Winning website shall we? OK! downloaded my sql server 5.01... yay lets start... wait...wha..what the hell.... how do i work this thing? NOO! >.<! a few more days of endless mysql tutorials.. YES! I got it! create the database..the tables..the columns.there we go.. GOT MY MEMBERS DATABASE READY! now ill create a registration and login page...tic-toc...DONE.. WOW THAT LOOKS THE OPPOSITE OF FAIL! Now.. to put it on my site... !!!! WHAT!? YOU HAVE TO BE PREMIUM MEMBER TO USE PHP AND MYSQL!? -faints-

as u can see, im obviosly THROUGH with stupid webs.. i need another good web host that has FREE php and mysql.. please leave a comment if you know of any... kthxbyx!
p.s. hope you found the story a bit funny..