Ok, new blog. Anyhow so far my life has been sooooo boring, thats why i made this blog. Hmmmmm, blooog. bl-o-g weird word, aside from that i have a short story for you about
The Princess and Potato.
Once apon a time there lived a Prince who lived in a hotel. The Prince has gone out with a lot of Princess's but has never found the "right" one yet, so the Prince decided to into the city to find someone he liked, but then his sister Snow White said, "You idiot, don't go to the girls let the grls come to you, YOU ARE THE PRINCE RIGHT!?!?!"
"Well yes i am the Prince,-" he got cut off.
"Then wait here!" Snow said. As Snow White walked out of the room and out into the hallway, and left. The cleaning lady had came in,
"Hi, Prince, you look sad!? Wats wrong!?" the cleaning woman asked.
"I am a Failure, i can't even find a Real fair madain."
"How can you tell!?" she asked.
"Well, I make them sleep on this-" he pointed to: 5 small mattress with 5 small blankets.
"Well your highness those mattress are Great Dane sized matress, i'm sure if you were to make then sleep on different mattress-"She got cut off.
"Are you kidding, i make sleep on these to see if they had a good nights sleep, if yes then they are either liers or they think that it was comfortable, the one who doen't lie nor fake, is the one the one without a good nights sleep"
After that the cleaning woman left, and Snow had come back. Snow had brought a girl in tattered clothing and frizzled hair with no shoes.
"I'm back, and this is Andrea. Now Andrea this is the Prince."
Andrea curtcied. "I was once a Princess myself until I was kicked out." Andrea, tried to smile.
"Yes, nice story, now SLEEP." Snow pointed to the bed.
"Yes ma'mam." she got into the mess.
Then next morning at breakfast:
"How did you sleep Andrea!!?" the Prince asked doughtfully.
"Well, not to be rude but i felt as if there was a potao was under my mattress." she said.
Well you know wat happens nextThe End