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March 23, 2:30 PM
Court Room 1

Judge: We're here today for... Wait... Why are we here, again?

Phoenix Wright: The defense is ready, Your Honor.

Miles Edgeworth: The prosecution is ready, Your Honor.

Judge: Would the prosecution like to call the first witness?

Edgeworth: Yes, Your Honor. The prosecution calls Sal Manella to the stand.

Sal Manella: ... LOL!

Edgeworth: *O_O* Errm... Your name and profession, please?

Sal: I'm 54l, 1d107 0f 6l0b4l 57ud105.

Phoenix (sweaty): (... Can he really be speaking leet so fluently in the real world? ...)

Edgeworth: Would you... like to testify how you saw the murder take place, Mr. Manella?

Sal: ... N0!

Edgeworth: Wh-why not!?

Phoenix: HOLD IT! I don't think he knows. (thoughtful) In fact, I think the only thing he knows is leetspeak.

Edgeworth (damage): Nngh! Well, then how do we know whether or not your client committed the murder?

Phoenix: OBJECTION! Come on, Edgeworth, old buddy! We both know that answer... My client did not commit the murder because there was no murder to commit!!

Edgeworth (damage): Why... How did I forget that?!

Judge: Mr. Wright, what is the meaning of this?!!

Phoenix: These files tell me that we were here to test the system of justice a bit. However, it seems the people who proccessed these documents forgot a vital part to this case: The test case itself!

Judge: No murder, no crime, and not even a test case... I guess this case is closed!

Sal: LOL wh4t 1d1075!