The admins realised that if they tried to blow up ninja, they would get de-admined.
But, the noobs had somehow overheard this maculious idea and plotted the same thing.
At 5:00pm, the admins were all in Ninja, laughing at all the other noobs in chatrooms, bewildered by magical red letters.
"cmon u noob hurry up"
"no u r being very slo"
"no im not dont b rude"
"dont blame me im emo i will slit"
"u atention seeking noob"
While noobs were fighting, the other noobs in the chatrooms were ecstatic, seeing the red letters appear.

"ALL HAIL THE NINJA" Screamed one noob.
"Noob" Said the red letters flashing on the screen.
"waa im emo"
"Y U PAY ATENTION 2 HIM, PAY ATENTION 2 MI MI MI LOOK AT MI I AM 2 COOL 4 U MI" - He got banned.

"wi need sumthink terible" Said Noob1
"sumfink so horible" Said Noob2
"sumfink... no thats 2 bad"
"wut"
"get zoey 2 fart in this jar then wi will relese it in ninja"
"o yea thay wil al die"

Noob1 flung the door open, Nope.avi was again standing there. But with a sledge hammer.
"run 4 ur lief" Said Noob2.
When Suddenly.
"Why hey you there, you must be those darn kids, wrecking this old site again! Why you wait till I get my ol' hand on you boys and i'll have you-"
Nope slammed the door.
"Y'know, you dont have to be so rude to a old man like me, you see, when I was a boy, darn little kids like you didn't-"
Nope kicked the door and torn it off its hinges until it fell on Old Man Jenkins. He then stamped on it, and, you guessed it, barrel-rolled on it, until all the other admins joined in. Old man jenkins fell through the floor.
"Y'know, you still have to pay me the money for that old door, its ripped right off its hinges you know"
"Asparagusta, buy me, a cannon, and a match" Nope.avi said.
"I don't think Old Man Skunk sells cannons" Said Asparagus.
"You heard about that noob who got shot out of a cannon for stepping on OMS's Lawn? Well yeah, he's going to sell one alright"
"And ask if he sells doors too" Said old man jenkins.
Asparagus felt as if she was about to kick Jenkins's face in.
"Actually, my mouth seems a little dry, can you buy some-"
"You're going to get a fist in your mouth if you don't shut up"
Several hours later, Asparagus came back, with surprisingly, a Cannon.
And as you would think Old Man Jenkins got shot out well away from them.
Everyone glared at the Nyan Cat rainbow that appeared from jenkins buttocks.

Meanwhile, HullBreach was dying his hair purple.
SavantInamorata had just finished bathing their daughter Gabriella, when she spotted Hull's hair being purple.
She ran up to Hull.
"DADDY'S AN ALIEN" She screamed.

Oh no, now the "Sibr Party" army was starting to take over SDK! Several idiots were going round asking members if they were single, if they said no, they would get hipnotised into doing a chicken dance for 4 hours.
Everyone started retreating.
But Hull's purple hair was attracting the noobs. Noobs were weird. And so was Hull's purple hair. But that was the plan.
"Whats with the alien hair" Zoey said.
"Lol, shove his head in a carwash" Said some guy called Tom10.
"Who're you" Said Zoey. She felt like she was in a serious mastermind movie.
"Your mom" Said Tom.
"K"

"This is a Cannon" Said Tom.
"Do incorrect spelling, and you will be in this very cannon" He added.
The noobs giggled.
Noob1 pushed tom out of the way.
"put al the admns in dis canon" He said.
All the noobs chased after all the admins.
"Sdk Acopolypse" Said Asparagusta.

"YOU DARN NOOBS, INVADING MY TERRITORY" Shouted Jenkins. His Motorbike screeched.
"These engines are exquisite" Said Jenkins.
"You are on my lawn. Off of it" Said Old Man Skunk. Reving his motorbike engine also.
Weegee and Weeeee came rolling up in a pushchair.
"Why are you in a... pram?" Asked Razor, another random guy.
"This is not an ordinary pushchair. Oh hell no" Said Weegee. He reved up his pram.
"These are rocket prams" Said Weeeee. There were awesome rocket blasters and a turbine engine in the prams.
Suddenly, a dinosaur stomped in.
"The llama, it's evolved!" shouted razor.
The dinosaur bent down.
It went up to Hulls face, and roared in it.
"How lovely"

"TREE" Shouted Gabriella.
True, the dinosaur was green.
Weegee was tired.
"Meh" He said.
He walked up to the dinosaur, kicked it in the chin and walked off.
Weeeee followed.
"Carrotts" Said Weeeee.

Then, the noobs and dinosaur, the purple haired alien, the old man skunk and jenkins all caused a huge problem for Sdk.
It was turning into... a Zoo.