Mission One: Minecraftia.
Type: foot mission.


Floating through the galaxy, the Great Fox was headed for trouble. The Star fox team, Fox Mccloud, Krystal, Falco Lombardi, Slippy Toad, And Peppy Hare, were in the briefing room receiving a new mission from general Pepper.
“Star Fox we intercepted a distress signal from the nearby planet of Minecraftia!”
Every one shifted uncomfortably.
“Is it Andross?” Fox suggested.
“We think so Fox, He designed a dragon called ‘The Ender Dragon’ and it’s destroying the whole planet!” general Pepper exclaimed.
“Well, we have no time to waste! Let’s go!” Falco shouted.
“Estimated 4.5 hours until arrival” R.O.B. stated.
“I Guess I’m wrong.” Falco muttered.
The team headed for the mess hall to eat lunch. There were 12 long tables in the mess hall; the walls were covered with posters. You could smell the lasagna cooking. They all got their plates and sat down. There were red buttons at where everybody ate. If you press this red button it gave you a cup of today’s special. And today’s special was a nice, tall, cool, rolling rock.
“A toast!” Fox exclaimed while raising his bottle. “To our first mission since 2006!” They tapped their bottles together. It was normal lunchtime chit-chat.
“I noticed you fixed R.O.B.” Fox said.
“Yeah he’s fully functional. I should be able to join you again on the battlefield.” Peppy blurted.
Falco noticed Fox and Krystal snuggling.
“Psst hey Slip, look at them I have an idea.” Falco whispered to Slippy.
“What is it?” Slippy whispered back, not looking away from his phone texting Amanda.
“You’ll see.” Falco said chuckling.
After everybody got done eating they sat back down, Falco finished his tray and walked to dump it.
“Ooops!” Falco said dumping his tray on Fox.
“Falco you ass!” Fox Shouted
Fox got up and ran to his room. Krystal was there shortly after.
“Fox what’s the matter?”
“I wanted to leave, but I didn’t want to leave awkwardly.” Fox stated.
“Well you have me here, alone.” Krystal said sensually
“Uh.” Fox sputtered unaware of what was too come.
The scene shifts to the mess hall. Where Peppy is talking to Falco and Slippy.
“Do you guys know anything about this new planet we're going to?”
“I could care less; I mean were just looking for a big fricken dragon aren’t we?” Falco asked.
“Actually it will be harder than you think Falco, first we’ll have to find the end portal.” Slippy stated.
“And how are we going to do that?” Falco and Peppy pondered.
“First, ask the locals, and if that doesn’t work, we’ll look in strongholds. And another thing, these people can have multiple skins, skins that look like us and other people. The only way to tell is edges.” Slippy informed.
“What do you mean edges?” Falco inquired.
“This world is a block world so these people are made out of blocks, hence the edge of their figure.” Slippy said.
“This is going to be one tough mission.” Peppy sadly stated.
The scene shifts outside of Fox’s room.
“Yes! Yes! I did it!” Fox exclaimed.
“Shhh. Don’t get too cocky Fox!” Krystal said.
Inside Fox’s room they moved the loveseat in front of the T.V. Fox was standing up with a N64 controller in his hand. The screen said ‘Fox Wins!’.
“Now where have I heard that before?” Fox asked.
The intercom switched on.
“A bomb has been planted at the base.”
“What’s he saying?” fox replied to the intercom.
The reply was fuzzy.
“I’m sorry Fox, R.O.B.’s motherboard is damaged so that last message meant...”
Fox heard a loud clang over the intercom.
“Approaching destination.” R.O.B. said.
The team headed for the docking bay.
“A shuttle is in the docking bay.” R.O.B. said.
“Thank you captain obvious!” Falco said.
There was a long period before anyone said anything.
“Since, Slippy and I will be manning the Great Fox, I have took it upon myself to hire replacements.” Peppy stated.
When the shuttle docked, the shuttle door spookily opened.
“Whoa! Where are we?” a tall silhouette said.
“I don’t know!” the shorter silhouette answered.
“Our temporary replacements are Mordecai and Rigby!” Slippy said as the smoke cleared.
“Hey! There’s only enough room for one bird in this team!” Falco exclaimed.
“Dude, chill we’re only temporary replacements.” Mordecai defended.
Then the focus went on the planet. It was flat, green, and spinning.
“Prepare for launch.” R.O.B. said coldly.
Most of the gang headed for the Arwings.
“You sure you know how to fly this thing feather bag?” Falco said cockily
“How do you think I got here?” Mordecai answered.
The scene shifted to Slippy and Rigby.
“This is my baby Rigby so don’t mess it up to much!” Slippy confidently said.
“So When do we get to the shooting things?” Rigby asked.
“Soon Rigby.” Mordecai said on the Arwing’s skype.
“Hey, I’ll bet I can get more shot down then you Rigby!” Mordecai challenged.
“STOP TALKING!” Rigby exclaimed.
Peppy hailed over the intercom.
“T-minus 4 minutes till liftoff!”
Peppy and Slippy headed for the Control Deck. Fox, and Krystal were in the beaming room. Falco, Mordecai, and Rigby were in their designated arwing.
“Let’s punch it.” Peppy said over the air waves.
The Arwings took off.
“Remember that the people here can use skin camouflage so they can look like anybody.” Fox stated
“Man there’s nothing to shoot here!” Mordecai yelled.
“Jesus! Can you do anything else than complain!” Falco angrily shouted.
“Just cover them on the ground.” Falco stated trying to calm down.
Back down on the ground, fox noticed another fox wearing a aviator jacket.
“Father?!” Fox question the unidentified Fox.
“Fox remember the camouflage technique!” Krystal stated
“I know about that, but he’s round not blocky!” Fox said with hope.
“Didn’t your dad disappear in a black hole?” Krystal questioned.
The unidentified fox ran into the outlying forest. Fox ran after him.
“FOX!” Krystal yelled.
Fox ran after him, dodging trees and rocks jumping over blocks and finally caught up with him.
“Hey!” Fox yelled.
No answer.
Again he called, keeping his pace. The fox stopped.
“Who are you?” Fox Exclaimed.
The fox sat down, pulled out a pork chop and ate it.
“You of all people should know who I am.” The other fox exclaimed.
“Father?!” Fox asked again.
“You got it.” James Mccloud said.
“So I wasn’t crazy when I saw you on Venom!” Fox happily stated.
“No you were crazy I wasn’t there.” James said.
So James joined the Star Fox team…..Again.
Fox and his dad regrouped with Krystal.
“Whew! Hot babe!” James whispered to his son.
“Have you two um, you know ‘washed your dirty laundry?” James secretly asked his son.
“What are you talking about?” Fox answered.
“GOD, WHAT HAS YOUR MOTHER BEEN TEACHING YOU!!” James exclaimed.
They walked past an Arwing, a crashed Arwing.
“Oh, that’s mine. After I twirled through a black hole, I landed here! Oh I forgot, I’ve been on this planet since 1990 so I have some catching up to do on technology.” James added.
James jumped into the cockpit of the Arwing. He was digging around until.
“Ah! Here it is.”
James pulls out a small aviator jacket and sunglasses.
“This was for you after I got back. I guess its to small for you now! Maybe you could give it to your son!” James said looking towards Krystal. She blushed.
Fox knelt down and contacted Slippy.
“Hey Peppy, I found my father!!” Fox exclaimed.
”Not falling for it this time.” Peppy answered.
He was right. One time on Katina he signaled Peppy and told him he found his dad’s ship. He had Peppy looking for it for 2 hours and finally told him it was a joke.
“Hold on Peppy, I’ll put him on the line.” Fox said convincingly.
“Hello?”
“Ah Peppy my good friend! How’s my boy been treating you?”
“He.....he’s been fine.”
“And the Great fox how has it been doing?” James questioned.
“Well… It’s been better. But it’s fine.”
“Well, Peppy old friend we’ll catch up later we’ve got a dragon to slay.”
James hung up.
“Dad do you know where this is?” Fox asked his father.
Fox showed him the last known pictures of the end portal.
“Sure don’t but I know someone who does.” James said
“His name is Steve. He lives in the next village over.”
So Fox, Krystal, and James ventured through one village into the next and found Steve.
“YO! STEVE!” James yelled.
Steve appeared out of a house and greeted all of our adventures. He had a blue shirt and purple pants.
“YO! JAMES! BROFIST!” Steve exclaimed.
They all sat down inside Steve’s house. Fox and Krystal were having trouble sitting on the blocks.
“It takes some getting used to. Trust me I know.” James stated.
“So. James. You need some help with something?” Steve asked.
“Yeah two things. First I need my bucket-of-bolts sky worthy.” James requested.
“I could get Jim Kirk on that.” Steve answered.
“Second. Do you know where the end portal is?” James asked showing him the picture.
“Don’t worry about that. I’ll lead you guys there tomorrow. But for now let’s prepare for the coming battle.”
They mined. And mined. And mined. Until finally.
“HELL YEAH!! STRUCK DIAMOND!!” Steve exclaimed.
Meanwhile in the vastness of space.(1)
”WAIT WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE?” Rigby Angrily screamed.
“Calm down we’re going back to great fox right now.” Mordecai said coolly.
Ok back to the story.
“Well its time to hit the hay.” Steve said going upstairs.
“I only have three bedrooms. So one of you is sleeping alone and one with the other.” Steve Stated.
“I’ll sleep alone, Maybe I just sealed that ticket for that grandson!” James humorously blurted.
Krystal blushed but it wasn’t like normal, it was more of a deep purple this time.
Everybody went into their sleeping quarters.
“What does Dad mean ‘make a grandson!’ How do you ‘make’ a grandson?” Fox questioned.
“You really don’t know how?” Krystal said.
“nope.” Fox said.
Krystal started moving closer to Fox.
“How about I show you?” Krystal said.
“Uhh. Okay!” Fox said.
You pervert! You thought I was going THAT way don’t you. Well, I was. But that’s not the case. I’ll fast forward. MORNING. Krystal and fox. Took a shower together. OH God. Fast forward. They start a hearty meal of pork chops. James noticed that Fox and Krystal were snuggling.
“So… Did you go to the build-a-grandson store last night?” James whispered to Fox.
“mmm-mmm” Fox nodded.
THERE you happy now you know what happened. Ok?
Fast forward. They are at the end portal.
“Ok here we are.” Steve said.
Fox knelt.
“Slippy I’m sending the data to you guys.” Fox said.
“receiving.” R.O.B. stated.
“Wait.” Steve said setting a crafting table on the ground.
He sat the diamonds on the table, crafting them with the sticks.
“There! 4 diamond swords!” Steve yelled with excitement.
Now all 4 of them were armed. They jumped into the end portal. They arrived into a white stone room. They saw a black dragon with someone riding it.
“STEVE! About time!” Herobrine said.
“It’s you!” Steve and James said simultaneously.
Herobrine looked like Steve but his eyes were as white as sea foam. He was riding the ender dragon whilst holding a diamond sword.
“COME AT ME BRO!” Herobrine yelled.
Herobrine jumped off the dragon and stabbed Steve in the heart.
“NO!” James yelled.
“James…. Kill him….for me..” Steve said before the life slipped from his eyes.
“I WON’T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!” James yelled.
The ground started to shake. James’s fur started to go gold..
“STOP this! I see what your doing!” Sonic said.
“Trying to copy me huh?” Sonic continued.
“Well, you copied someone too sonic!” Goku stated.
“Oh… well…” Sonic said sheepishly.
OWNED.
As I said, James burst out with anger. He picked up Herobrine from his feet, throwing him into the ground repeatedly.
“TAKE CARE OF THE DRAGON!” James yelled.
Fox and Krystal readying their diamond sword. The dragon charged for Fox he jumped, stabbing the dragon in his left eye. Krystal jumped on toip of the dragon and stabbed it in the head. The dragon was no more. James threw Herobrine one last time. And stomped on his head. Herobrine was no more. The world started to crumble.
“Hurry!” James said picking up Steve’s limp body.
The barely escaped the explosion of the end world. There was finally peace on minecraftia.
“Let’s give him a proper burial.” James sadly stated.
They buried Steve. Then Fox called to get beamed aboard.
“I’ll fly there be there in a second.” James said.
Well, that’s the end of their mission. After they got back to the Great Fox, James hung Steve’s diamond sword on top of the mess hall doorway. For a sign of hope, and peace.




The end?

Maybe.

Wow! You read all the way through this? Amazing!











(1) I was planning to do something with that story-line but had to end it because that was a thought about a month ago and forgot about it.