After seeing this done a few times I figured I'd give it a shot and take a crack at it myself and base this parody on a scenario in which Slenderman came to paint.

Spines ride going
One, two, three
It’s easy to see
But it’s not that I don't care so
'Cause I hear it all the time
But they never let you know
On the TV and the radio
She was young her heart was pure
But every night is bright she got
She said sugar is sweet
She comes rappin' to the beat
Then I knew that she was hot

She was singin'
Don't turn around, uh-oh
The Slenderman's on Paint, uh-oh
You're in his eye
And you'll know why
And you know that
He will make you cry

Alles klar, Herr Schlankmann

She said, babe, you know
I boot Hull and Zoe
And all my funny friends
But my leet understanding
Was just enough to know what she really meant
And I got to thinking while she was talking
That I know she told the story
Of those special places that she goes
When she trolls with the others in the chatroom singin'

Don't turn around, uh-oh
The Slenderman's on Paint, uh-oh
And if he comes to you
And you don't know why
You’ll soon find out the Slenderman
Is gonna make you die

Alles klar, Herr Schlankmann

Well, we meet Hull and Zoe
And brother Herr
And the whole cool gang and, oh
They're rappin' here they're rappin' there
But she's climbin' on the wall
It's a clear case, Herr Schlankmann
'Cause all the children know
They're all slidin' down into the banlist
They're all slipping in the same chat

Hear the children
Don't turn around, uh-oh
The Slenderman's on Paint, uh-oh
He's got you found
And you’re so weak
And your frustration
Will not let you speak
La, la, la, la, la, la

Don't turn around, uh-oh
The Slenderman's on Paint, uh-oh
And if he looks at you
Then you'll know why
The more you look
The faster you will die

Don't turn around, uh-oh
The Slenderman's on Paint, uh-oh
Don't turn around, uh-oh
The Slenderman's on Paint, uh-oh
Don't turn around, uh oh
The Slenderman's on Paint, uh oh

Oh, and by the way:



You're now a target of Slenderman. Have a nice day.

[Sources:
This song is a parody of Der Kommissar as preformed by After The Fire, an English cover of the German version written and owned by Falco.

Slenderman is an internet meme created by Victor Surge from Something Awful forums.

Dsipaint belongs to Daniel Gump, also known as HullBreach.

All copyrights and intellectual properties are owned and are property of their respective creators/owners.]

(Disclaimer: The title roughly translates to "The Slenderman", however it's more closely translated to "The Slimman", the title is in German to reflect the fact that the song that this is parodying kept it's German title.)