HELLOOOOO!
So, I was just going around, being Dany, looking through Bulletin Board forums, when I saw one in misc. asking how to get someone to like them. WELL, LEMME TELL YOU WHAT I DID. I gave them the best answer I could give.
People above were talking about how online dating is
silly, but this girl was asking for help!
Kso, here's the amazing advice. Pay close attention.

How to get somone to like you
Get near them, about arms distance away. Stare intently into their eyes, then their foot. If they look at you, then their foot, keep doing it. They'll eventually ask what you're doing, either ignore them, or say that the aliens are searching for the answer. He/she will think you're weird. Do not stop, keep doing it. Then quickly go back to their eyes. Don't say a word, just stare. He/she will feel awkward, then you should stop because you've both realised that you have something seriously wrong with yourself. If he/she catches on, that means he/she is an alien.
Goodbye.