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My Very Graphic, Explicit, and Deadly Poem to Haruspex

RP Avatar By TBreezy2
POSTED: 24 Jun 2013 05:18
CATEGORY: Poetry and Lyrics
FEATURED: Yes (Haruspex)
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I stuck my head
In a little skunk's hole
And the little skunk said,
"Well bless my soul!"
Take it out!
Take it out!
Remooove it!

I didn't take it out
And the little skunk said,
"If you dont take it out
You'll wish you were dead!"
Take it out!
Take it out!
Remooove it!

I didn't take it out
And the little skunk said,
*POOT*

I remoooved it!

~Breezy~


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Comments

Avatar Sl3nd3r
10 Jan 2014 00:24
the skunk farted in his face hahaha
Avatar The Unknown
09 Oct 2013 12:33
The thing is... I didnt get confused, I knew everything that was going on.
Avatar cheltzzzyrose
27 Sep 2013 08:37
LOL! This was so funny I wasnt able to blink while laughing then tears went out of my eyes.. O_O Crazy me.
Avatar Saubes
05 Aug 2013 16:05
I will never forget this beautiful poem...

Shed them man tears.
Avatar FUDGemongol
28 Jun 2013 12:55
That...That was beautiful man...
Avatar TRINSTER
28 Jun 2013 06:57
The funniest poem iv'e ever read:↑↑
Avatar Gamergal11
26 Jun 2013 21:36
I dont understand
Avatar TBreezy2
26 Jun 2013 21:47
In reply to Gamergal11
I stuck my head in a skunk's ass and then it farted.
Avatar LinkZelda
26 Jun 2013 15:32
What if the skunk is a metaphor for the government?
Avatar TBreezy2
26 Jun 2013 15:39
In reply to LinkZelda
What if? O-o
Avatar Techno-Victorian
25 Jun 2013 21:06
how possibly saucy
Avatar TBreezy2
25 Jun 2013 21:14
In reply to Techno-Victorian
wat
Avatar TBreezy2
25 Jun 2013 19:33
Well someone was nice enough to thumbs down most of the comments below o-o
Avatar FancyPants
25 Jun 2013 15:37
This is funny.
Avatar Thi500
25 Jun 2013 11:24
Uh.
Avatar Gemini Guardian
08 Nov 2019 17:05
In reply to Thi500
getting downvoted since 2013â„¢
Avatar AlphaTr1force
25 Jun 2013 03:26
Awesome, Nick.
Avatar TBreezy2
25 Jun 2013 03:28
In reply to AlphaTr1force
I KNOW YOU WERENT EXPECTING THIS MUCH AWESOMENESS.
Avatar AlphaTr1force
25 Jun 2013 03:29
In reply to TBreezy2
I cried a little. It was so beautiful.
Avatar DeviantHawkeye
25 Jun 2013 02:59
Aaannnd that's enough internet for the day.
Avatar Biphenyl
25 Jun 2013 00:58
very educational, thanks for the message
Avatar Samurai Bob
25 Jun 2013 00:45
You've just changed my perspective on life, the universe, and everything.
Avatar TBreezy2
25 Jun 2013 00:51
In reply to Samurai Bob
;D
Avatar Danyelle
24 Jun 2013 23:18
What the hell
Avatar atreyufan1500
24 Jun 2013 18:48
lolol
Avatar Armina
24 Jun 2013 18:00
One word: Art!
Avatar Village Idiot
24 Jun 2013 16:08
This. This is a work of art!
Avatar xXRinoaMayXx
24 Jun 2013 10:32
Rightio.
Avatar SmashedDreams
24 Jun 2013 07:49
Maybe...Haruspex is the skunk....
Avatar Acolyptor
24 Jun 2013 07:15
Well, that was a waste of my time.
Avatar Raisons du Coeur
24 Jun 2013 07:21
In reply to Acolyptor
Because you totally wouldn't have wasted it otherwise.
Avatar xXRinoaMayXx
24 Jun 2013 10:33
In reply to Raisons du Coeur
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lol
Avatar inSein
24 Jun 2013 06:19
I... this is ... wh wa
what
Avatar KylennR
24 Jun 2013 06:05
Why did you want me to read this. It isn't about me.
Avatar Haruspex
24 Jun 2013 05:27
What the...I am confused.
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