In my last blog, you have learned about the science behind grass, and why it's so important. Let's face the facts here. I know you're a smart person, because if you weren't, you wouldn't be reading a blog telling you about sand.

Primarily, we run into our first issue. What makes sand important? Well, my esteemed reader, you're in luck, because I'm going to tell you why it's important. First of all, sand is a natural lubricant for a Rubik's Cube. That rusty old hunk'o'junk? Bury it in sand, and good as new. Also, sand can be used as a weapon of self defense. Next time a wild wingull bothers you with trainer to trainer employment offerings, just open it's beak and throw sand in there. Bye bye Wingull, you dumb bird.

As much as this fact will pain you to hear, Wingull hasn't learned anything about sand. And that's a shame, because without sand, bees wouldn't exist, and thus honey nut cheerios wouldn't exist, neither would flowers.

I can read your mind, and most of you are saying "Big deal, but what does sand do that's actually important". To that I say, I appreciate your observatory nature, that you noticed none of that was important. But here's the thing. From the last article, you realized how important grass is, but grass wouldn't exist without sand

As you should learn, sand creates everything that exists. It creates metal, gold, diamonds, even bicycle helmets. It's so spectacular, even video games had to get in on the action, creating games allowing the player to create anything and everything, also known as sandbox games. The term itself is derived from the object of sand. Does that not make your brain asphyxiate?

Now that you know why sand is important, you might be wondering why it's important you know all of this. Well, if you were raised in a mainly religious background, you know that God is everything. God created all, and he created sand. With some retrophoric logic, we can indict the following logic continuum:
1)God is everything
2)Sand is part of everything
3)Since Sand is part of everything, and God is everything, God is Sand
4)God created everything
5)Sand created everything

Well done, you read the most informative article on sand that you can find. Most "reliable" sites like Wikipedia, and the like often leave this information out, for fear of making you too smart. Since you read this, you're now 80% smarter than the average person

But don't go out and become an egotistical numbskull yet, mein fellows. Observed from the studies of Teriterarius Koriashiamus MLIXXIV, egotistical people are 80% dumber than the average human. You don't want to be set back to the beginning just because of a little word of mouth and self-grattitude.