Yeee doggy. As ya'll might know, most of us here cowpokes on this site are Citizens of the great land known as the U.S.A., but for purposes in this blog, however, I'll just call it AMERICA.

However, unfortunately, AMERICA isn't all that it used to be. With new generations of chill'uns rollin' in, we seem to have lost some of our proud AMERICAN identity. What used to be the land of the free and the home of the brave has turned into the land of the pansies and their so-called swag and the home of them yella bellied punk rockers. That 'aint right. I reckon it's 'bout time we taught everyone what being a true AMERICAN is about.

Here's the list, on how to be AMERICAN. follow closely.

1. Watch True Grit or any western classic everyday. Western movies create within us a bond to our past. Embrace the saddle on your horse like you would the freedom of AMERICA.

2. Eat the McRib, Exclusively available at Mcdonald's. McRibs are a staple of AMERICAN culture, and we should treat them as such. Nothing says AMERICA like the allure of pressed pork slathered in barbecue sauce. yEe doggy.

3. Never neglect yer guns. You have to love yer gun like a member of the family. A true AMERICAN will fire off his gun for as many reasons as he can pull out of his hat. as Pa always said, A man's gun is his gateway to freedom. yippeEkiyay.

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4. Make sure your eagle is properly cared for. This here is as plain as salt, and it's something I'm sure all true AMERICANS know already. After your eagle ceremony takes place and you recieve your life bonded eagle, you need to care for it as if it's life was yer own, because it is the physical manifestation of all the AMERICAN ideals that so many men have fought and died for. And always remember that trying to control your eagle means that you're trying to tear freedom down, and we don't take kindly to that.

In conclusion, don't be a dingus. Respect the soil of which you live on, fellow AMERICANS.

Thank you everyone. God bless AMERICA.