What is that one game we like, based on such an old modification for Half-Life that 5-year olds would be surprised to find out it was still popular?

Hint: Not Team Fortress 2.

That's right. It's Counter-Strike: Global Offense.

This game is so fun to play, so let's review.

GRAPHICS: 6/5
The graphics are amazing in this game. Excellent shading, great player models, and rich textures, so it exceeds the 5-point limit. Again, best graphics I've seen.

GAMEPLAY: 4/5
The gameplay is amazing as well. Laggy at points, which is what gives this game a 4 in gameplay.

REQUIRED DATA: About 9266 MB, or 9.048828125 GB
Yeah, not a light game at all. Might wanna use that second hard drive to download this game.

STORY: 0/5
There is no story whatsoever. While waiting for the game to load, you do get bits of trivia about different anti-terrorism teams, but that's it.

CONTENT: 5/5
Valve did great here too. All of your classic maps, plus DLC from the Steam Workshop.

FEATURES: 5/5
Lots of new features, such as harmless bots. Great for noob players, such as myself

OVERALL: 22/25
Awesome addition to the Counter-Strike line of video games. It is available on PC, but I don't know if it is supported by Mac and Linux, or console systems.

Now get on Steam and buy the game. Now.

I said buy it.

BUY IT.

BUY EET.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

EDIT: There is a version for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. Thanks to luisjo for providing this information. He is boss. Obey him.