Bulletin Boards - Thread: •※Fastest way to get kicked out of a restaraunt※•

By NuttyNatty XD (77)
On 12 Jun 2011 21:37

Repeatedly walk into the wrong genders restroom.

Order EVERYTHING on the menu then when it arrives say you don't fancy any of it and just have a glass of water.

Follow the waiter/waitress. (Even into the kitchen.)

Order something thats not on the menu, then when told they don't cook it either cry like a baby or act like a snob shouting about how disgraceful the service is.

Eat food off other peoples tables. (Works well after they've left or if they're still eating.)

Try convince the waiter/waitress that your the queen of England(works best if your a boy) and claim that you don't have to pay for anything.

Dress like a tramp and sit in the exact middle of the restaraunt. (Even if the exact middle is a table.) [Works best if you actually use a tape measure to find the exact middle.]

Flirt with everyone you see. (No matter what gender.)

Sporks are evil. Trust me.

By Lucas7 (275)
On 12 Jun 2011 22:43

Start running around swearing at everyone.

cant believe this place is still alive

By Emford01 (616)
On 12 Jun 2011 22:54

Sucker punch the manager in the face.

Former BBmin and Gamemin.

By Sebina (928)
On 12 Jun 2011 23:35

Steal the tips

SSDD

By Spector2ifi (471)
On 13 Jun 2011 18:30

Pull a gun out...

'Nuff said

Giving up doesn't always mean your weak. Sometimes it means your just strong enough to let go.

By Nz360OVERKILL (261)
On 13 Jun 2011 20:23

Call Chuck Norris...

Two fails don't make a win... and three fails don't either. So no thinking about it kiddies xD

By XxEmoNinjaxX (1743)
On 13 Jun 2011 23:44

Randomly pour hot coffee down a male waiter's pants :/

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

By Darmani Link (2820)
On 14 Jun 2011 05:14

Hurt the waiter/waitress

I'll be back every now and then

By Panda12 (475)
On 14 Jun 2011 13:23

Walk In, Kick Yourself Out.

♪Free Hugs!

By Spector2ifi (471)
On 14 Jun 2011 16:57

Assassinate everyone in the resturant other than the manager o.o'

Giving up doesn't always mean your weak. Sometimes it means your just strong enough to let go.

By Mr Gurgles (245)
On 14 Jun 2011 22:07

pull down your pants and make a double chocolate fudge dessert

I am a pacifist which means i will PASS A FIST through your face

By Emford01 (616)
On 16 Jun 2011 00:05

When they sere you food, demand to see themanager and when he comes and trys to calm you down, Shove food down his shirt and pants, and ask if it taste good to him.

Former BBmin and Gamemin.

By farway (321)
On 16 Jun 2011 01:06

If it has a drive thru, walk to the drive thru.

PEN PEN PEN PENS!

By Darmani Link (2820)
On 16 Jun 2011 05:22

↑ yeah, but that wont get u kicked.

Tell the managar to go suck on a baby bottle.

I'll be back every now and then

By Emford01 (616)
On 20 Jun 2011 03:22

These are so funny. xD

Former BBmin and Gamemin.

By Sprite (1308)
On 20 Jun 2011 03:35

Emford- I agree, some of these are. xD

Hmm, once you get the food tell them it's not what you ordered and ask for something different and keep repeating.

Don't argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

By Sebina (928)
On 20 Jun 2011 04:55

WALK AROUND N STEAL Tips.

SSDD

By Kion127 (848)
On 20 Jun 2011 05:19

At mcdonalds or some fast food place, order a hamburger or something like it, eat all of it exept like 2 bites, then demand a free meel cuz they got the order wrong, do this multiple times. :o

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

By Sprite (1308)
On 20 Jun 2011 05:20

Sebina- That's a good one xD

Don't argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

By BodyMagic (68)
On 20 Jun 2011 08:08

In a fancy resterant, yell out roaches we're cooked in the food! And put a dead roach in the food. Do it multiple times.