Corny Jokes

Here in this thread, post the corniest jokes you know! If they are about corn, TROLOL WIN. Whether they are from the back of a Laffy Taffy wrapper, or from your old grandpa's mouth...POST THEM HERE!

Rules:
-Keep them clean.
-Make the question in bold letters.
-Make the answer underlined.


Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it's turning into a driveway!

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

-Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
-What to you kill a blue elephant with? A blue gun!
-Why did the child go to the Board of Education? Because he was BORED of EDUCATION!

:U

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

WANNA HEAR A DIRTY JOKE? A BOY JUMPS IN A PUDDLE OF MUD. :U

Former BBmin and Gamemin.

ok so a peanut walks into a bar and get a(salt)ed lol thats so corny

HEY NOW!!!

Q: Why did the witch leave home with her broom?
A: Her vaccuum cleaner was broken!

Q: Where do cows go for their dates?
A: The moovies!

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

Thats good moosic.

why is corn on the cob called ears of corn?

CAUSE WE LISTEN WITH EM. TROLOLOL

I'll be back every now and then

What do you call a nocturnal horse?
A Nightmare.

When you run out of things to say, come up with something off the top of your head.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

wat did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

wheres my tractor

good friends dont let u do crazy stuff...ALONE

Did you hear about the dog that graduated from Harvard? Exactly.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

how do u make a tissue dance?
put a little boogie in it. :O

I put the fun in dysfunctional.

wat do u call radio-active soup?
super soup :l

I put the fun in dysfunctional.

When is a door not a door?
-When it's ajar!

What lights up a soccer field?
-A soccer match!

Why was the little strawberry crying?
-Because his parents were in a jam!

xD

KoD, I'll unlock it. ;D.


Why did the mushroom get to go to All the partys,
Because he was a Fungai(fun guy)

Former BBmin and Gamemin.

Emford01, Fungi*

What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
- A Slipper.

Today, I am become Death, destroyer of the worlds.

This is a Kingdom Hearts one, so you won't get it if you've never played it.

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Roxas: Knock knock!
Sora: Who's there?
Roxas: Nobody, with a capitol N!

memento mori if the nineth lion ate the sun

Lololol. I asked my friend to give me a corny joke. Here's how it goes.
"Carson" he said.
"What?" says this sexy guy(me).
"That was the joke!"

TROLOLOLOL. This made my ROFLCopter go SOI SOI SOI SOI! It's not even that funny, but BWAHAHAHA!

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?