Overused meme aside, mine would have to be:
"Well, this place has been good to me, but my feasting here is complete and I'd hate to leave without first cleaning my plate."
-Cell
It's my job to help the next generation, and set a good example for them. And for that I'll gladly lay down my life.
Vegeta:Hey kakarot
Goku: yes?
Vageta: I have to go to the restroom...
Goku: Ok dont take to l-
vegeta: .... one hu dred miles away. -flys away-
Goku: That man and his bladder...
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? IT'S OVER NINE THHHHOOOOUUUUSSSSSSAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDD! What? 9000? There's no way that can be right!