Bulletin Boards - Thread: Why do easter BUNNIES carry eggs?

By LinkZelda (1070)
On 24 Sep 2011 20:25

Because they can.

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By phararulez (1147)
On 24 Sep 2011 20:31

Because a bunnie is cuter than a freakin' bird. It would be creppy if a bird was everywhere on Easter.

By XxEmoNinjaxX (1743)
On 24 Sep 2011 20:55

Shouldn't it carry and give out grass or cottonballs or something? o-o'

Cuz bunnies eat grass...And they look like cottonballs...

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By Nephew (484)
On 24 Sep 2011 21:44

Hellooooo to throw them at cars.

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By WhaleFreak (1104)
On 24 Sep 2011 22:49

A knife. That'll shut the kids up.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

By XxEmoNinjaxX (1743)
On 25 Sep 2011 01:13

The distinguished WhaleFreak spake:

A knife. That'll shut the kids up.

LOL YES! >:3

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By Neongirlx (1082)
On 25 Sep 2011 01:52

Because Christians have great imaginations.. o:

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By Dr.Crunchie (407)
On 25 Sep 2011 08:05

Because it would be weird if it was the 'Easter Chicken', that just dosen't sound right. Besides, bunnys are cuter and they can hop. Did you ever see a 'cute' chicken? or a chicken that hops?, no, I didn't think so.

By Nephew (484)
On 25 Sep 2011 13:35

They carry eggs cuz carrying chocolate bunnies would be wierd to them.

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By XxEmoNinjaxX (1743)
On 25 Sep 2011 14:16

The distinguished Dr.Crunchie spake:

Because it would be weird if it was the 'Easter Chicken', that just dosen't sound right. Besides, bunnys are cuter and they can hop. Did you ever see a 'cute' chicken? or a chicken that hops?, no, I didn't think so.

I think chickens are adorable. T^T

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By Happybunnypop (97)
On 25 Sep 2011 14:36

Because I feel like it o3e

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By Doctrine (128)
On 12 Oct 2011 21:57

Who knows. Why don't you ask him.

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By Darmani Link (2820)
On 18 Oct 2011 14:33

The distinguished XxEmoNinjaxX spake:

The distinguished Dr.Crunchie spake:Because it would be weird if it was the 'Easter Chicken', that just dosen't sound right. Besides, bunnys are cuter and they can hop. Did you ever see a 'cute' chicken? or a chicken that hops?, no, I didn't think so.

I think chickens are adorable. T^T

lmao

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By CarsonTheRandom (658)
On 18 Oct 2011 14:45

I know why the Easter Bunny carries eggs. 'Cause he understands us guys. Don't know what I mean? The dude is giving us chicks! Easter Bunny is a genius.

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By LinkZelda (1070)
On 18 Oct 2011 18:00

Here is the real reason why. It's a government conspiracy to cover up their actions. Don't you get it? The government gives out easter eggs. Easter Bunny is a cover up.

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By CarsonTheRandom (658)
On 19 Oct 2011 18:01

The distinguished Destro1000 spake:

Wait, are ya'll saying bunnies aren't a breed of birds?

If they are a breed of birds...Does that mean the eggs they give are from their butts?!

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By Mr.Bond (251)
On 20 Oct 2011 11:34

To throw it at your moms chest hair.

LOLWUT

Goodbye.

By Mr Gurgles (245)
On 20 Oct 2011 18:39

to destroy all evidence of bird and bunny cross breeding

I am a pacifist which means i will PASS A FIST through your face

By 2Kittehs... (64)
On 21 Oct 2011 05:46

BECAUSE BUNNYZ CAN DO WHAT DEY WANT!they can drive IN BARBIE CONVERTABLES IF THEY WANT

I will vaccum this cheesesteak.