A boy, obviously, because your name is Dylan.
((Okay, c'mon, let's have some FUN with this thread!))
1) I decapitated myself for my best bro.
2) I can ollie through a teleporter and rescue 2 other kids within a few seconds. From halfway across the world.
3) I got two update flashes dedicated to me.
1. i'm not a homosexual.
2. i'm on a huge freaking battleship in space and it's orange.
3. i think i forgot to pack food, and we're gonna be here for three years.